Admit it, you just sang that, didn’t you? It does seem to roll off the tongue nicely. I’ve read a novel that featured golden cockrings on men as symbols of their servitude, and that image has just stuck with me. So now I’m picturing rewarding five golden cockrings to the top five submissives, who’ve vied and fought and struggled to earn the right to wear my cockring and be in service to me. Would you compete to wear my cockring?

Five Golden Cockrings!

Five Golden Cockrings 800 601 7259I think if I were going to have you all compete to earn a place as one of my submissives, and give you the right to wear My Cockring, I’d have to start with a beauty contest. That’s right, is your cock and balls pretty enough to be graced with one of the five golden cockrings? You are up on your manscaping and hygiene, right? You’d better be, an unruly bush is just so unappealing to me. Groom thyself, and earn a place among the elect!

To truly earn a place among my best submissive sluts, you need to master several sexual techniques.

Naturally, my submissives need to be well rounded, sexually speaking. The bearers of the five golden cockrings exceptionally so! You need to be able to suck a cock dry in five seconds flat, as well as keep a cock on the edge of orgasm for several hours. Plus, you’d better be just as skilled with a woman’s anatomy: lick my pussy like you fucking mean it if you want to impress me and earn a cock ring from me!

Of course, I demand my subs be well-rounded in general…

If you aspire to one of the five Golden Cockrings, you need to bring a lot more than just some sexual shenanigans to the table. I expect and need you to be a well rounded human being! To prepare to be one of my submissives, you’re going to want to take cooking classes, learn how to properly maintain a home (I highly recommend Home Comforts, start there and absorb the lessons), and having an artistic outlet will do you good too. Paint, draw, play a musical instrument, write poetry, or something else that helps you express your emotions. Because emotional intelligence is sexy!

Do you want to toss your hat in the ring?

Call me! Don’t forget about the Winter Specials still going on, and, if you’d like to wear a Golden Cockring in honor of me… well, let’s see if you can earn one!

Your Cock Ring Mistress, Harper

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