I’m seeking a sissy maid. I know, I’ve very famously told y’all that I would strongly prefer not to have a live in sissy, because there’s a lot of work involved in managing a sissy. But, fuck it, if you’re a unicorn and can meet my very specific needs, hit me up! I may have the perfect position for you, provided you can meet my standards. What do you think, sissy, can you measure up to a very demanding Feminization Mistress‘ desires?

Seeking A Sissy Maid

I’m not kidding about how I have very particular needs and requirements for a sissy maid. For example, I require that any sissy maid in my household be a self starter. I don’t want to have to micro-manage your day to day, because that sounds exhausting. If you’re looking for a position in which you can be molded, shaped, and microscopically transformed into a sissy that fits my personal ideal, we can have some fun, but as a Sissy Maid member of the household? Too much work on my end. I need an accomplished sissy with a working understanding of household chores and rhythms.

Household Matters

For prospective Sissy Maids, I would suggest that you read a few solid household management texts. Start with Home Comforts; The Art and Science of Keeping House, then pick up Home Wisdom from the Farmer’s Almanac. I need a house sissy that can work with the seasonal changes in the household, set their own schedule, daily, weekly, and monthly, as well as seasonal chores and tasks. I do not want to have to remind you when the sheets need washed and changed, or when to do the weekly meal planning. A competent maid should be capable of slotting easily into the household and unobtrusively take care of things.

Dreaming of Being a Slutty Sissy Maid?

I know, a lot of sissies really desperately want their sexual fantasies to be put front and center when it comes to being a sissy maid. I get it, you were raised and socialized as a man, and in a lot of ways a man’s desires are the center of every sexual fantasy you’ve ever had. Unfortunately, I’m not a man, and I’m not super predisposed to put your sissy sexual fantasies at a higher priority than getting the floors vacuumed and the meal prep done. First, take care of the mundane household needs, then, if you’re good, we can play hide the sausage. And, yes, feel free to put play time with sissy panties on the household calendar! I know, scheduled intimacy takes the ‘romance’ out of things, but also, if you don’t fucking remind me I’ll totally forget. ADHD, the gift that keeps on giving!

Expectations for a Sissy

I expect you to keep to your word. Don’t agree to be my sissy maid if you can’t keep up with what you’ve agreed to. I need you to come by once a week at least and do the household chores. Floors, laundry, cleaning bathroom and kitchen, meal prep, grocery shopping, and the works. You can split that into a daily visit after your work if needed, for a couple hours, to get things really nice for me. If you want to spend one day in the bathroom, another in the kitchen, that’s fine. As long as things get done I’m not picky. However, I do expect things to be done, and done correctly. If I have to come behind you and clean after you, what fucking use are you?

Submit Your Resume

Let me know if you think you’d be a good Sissy Maid for me! Can you meet my expectations? Or would you need me to hold your hand and teach you how to scrub a pot, and plan a week’s worth of meals? If you need feminization training, that’s fine, everyone starts somewhere, you’ll just not be a high value contender for the Sisy Maid position. We can do remedial training instead. But, if you can cook and clean, love to organize linen closets, have a fetish for clean laundry, and would adore silently cleaning my house while I take calls and write erotica, I want to talk to you! Let’s see if you’d be a good fit in my house.

Your Sissy Maid Mistress, Harper