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Succubus Summoning

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Y’know that place in the woods where everyone says not to go there? I went there.

It was after work on Friday, and my buds were drinking some PBR, and talk turned to the women, as it always does. My pal Ricky, such an asshole, pointed out that if I was really desperate for some company, I could go out to the Hollow and call up a demon for a handjob. The guys all thought that was fucking hilarious, and I felt that little flame of anger get lit up all nice in my chest. My ex had just moved out, and that bitch left some books behind, about witches and shit, and one of those books had been right on top of the pile. “Succubus Summoning for Dummies”; so I laughed in Ricky’s face and told him I was gonna do it, so there.

It’s been just kinda known for a while that if you go to the woods, you might not come back all the way.

Succubus summoning 800 356 6169I think there used to be some kind of a hermit or something out there, or poachers, and they did creepy shit to scare people away. Maybe someone growing some green out in the forest and putting up those weird twig dolls. Anyhow, people liked to scare one another with made up stories about the forest. But me, a little drunk and a lot pissed, thought that if I was gonna try this succubus summoning thing, I might as well go where the ambiance was right. So I grabbed that book, and some more cans of PBR, and a candle, and went off to the deep dark woods in the middle of the night like a totally ignorant rube.

To be honest, I didn’t think it would work.

Everyone knows those books are full of crap. There’s no such thing as demons or devils or ghosts, and if you pray to Jesus you’ll be fine. Drawing some weird picture in the dirt and lighting a candle doesn’t do anything. Chanting words that kinda make your skin crawl, and then the wind’s just a coincidence, right? Even if the wind that blew up tossed my trucker cap up into the tree, but the candle didn’t blow out, I mean, wind does that. It happens. And the weird glowing fog, that’s just part of the forest, happens all the time, means nothing.

But the insanely hot woman that just walked out of the gloom, she’s not nothing.

Harper the succubus summoning 800 356 6169And when I say insanely hot, I mean, my pecker just about tried to leap out of my pants all on its own to go salute this supreme Goddess of a woman. Curves in all the right places, long dark hair, and eyes that were like those drowning pools or wishing pools or whatever. And this dress, I swear, all floating around her, and she just looked at me. I was so gone. So fucked. And I could feel all my willpower just draining out of me, leaving me empty and cold, and so willing to do anything she asked. Hell, anything she hinted to me about.

Hell. The succubus summoning must have worked, after all.

Because this being took me over with one look. I blinked, and next thing I knew I was in a big four poster bed, with these gauzy curtains. Naked as the day I was born, and a lot more turned on, with all these fluffy pillows and white feather beds, all piled up. And Her. I couldn’t tell you about the rest of the room, because there was only Her. Like my eyes didn’t want to look anywhere else. And She smiled at me, and I fell in love right then. She had not just my body, but my soul too, right then, and she hadn’t even laid a finger on me yet.

I don’t know what we did, that first night. I know I begged and cried. I know I promised things, and signed a bit of paper, and let her prick my finger and get some blood. I know I burned up and melted and reformed and was totally and completely Hers in every possible way. I know that who I was before went away, and all that was left was a devoted slave to Her every whim. That fucking book, man.

So now, every year on the anniversary of the Succubus Summoning ritual, I get to be free.

Absolutely free, my soul my own and everything. She gives it all back to me, lets me walk out free and clear. I could stay free, too. All I have to do is just not go back. Not go back to the woods, that creepy ass clearing, light that damn candle, and recite the words that I long ago memorized. I could be free. But see, right now, without Her in my heart and head, I’m empty. There is no meaning, no reason for life. I have no one to serve but my own whims, and those? Total shit. There’s no point to it all. How can I be free, have a soul, when everything that makes life worthwhile is with Her? When all I want is to serve Her again?

Like I said, I memorized the words long ago.

You can have the book. The ritual’s on page 169, really easy to follow, too. If you give in to Her temptation, and do the rite, I don’t even know if you’ll get the same Succubus as me or not. Maybe it’s a one on one relationship. Who the fuck knows. Thanks for the drink, I’m gonna go out now, back to the woods. It’s time. It’s our anniversary, and my Lady  is waiting. See you later.

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Continue your journey to Hell with Simone! She has a story about what happens to your ass in a cemetery: Read Cemetery Strap-on!

 

Blog Train to Hell

Get on board the Blog Train to HELL!!!

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If you’ve listened to my podcast Whore School, you already know all about erotic humiliation.

As I explained in the show, human evolution has been very conservative. If we had a system in place that Halloween on the Sim Harper in sugar skull 800 539 4566already did pretty much what the new, needed reaction was, our bodies ran with it! This resulted in a limbic system that multitasks like a pro. Our arousal response works any time we get startled, embarrassed, frightened, and turned on by something, and it does the exact same things every time it gets triggered. It’s call the “Fight, Flight, Freeze, or Fuck” response, the Four Fs. So when you’re reading the Halloween Blog Train to Hell, and an especially scary tale comes up… you might ‘cum up’ too!

Don’t waste time wondering if your fear erection means you’re weird.

You are. But your fear boner isn’t what makes you weird, it’s part of what makes you very normal. It’s totally normal to experience sexual arousal in the face of fear! Ever had to go talk to your boss about something you screwed up, and discovered that her severe frown and stern demeanor had you stiff in your trousers? Gone to check out the spooky sound in the middle of the night, only to realize you might be about to confront a burglar with a stiff cock? Totally normal.

So, I want you to join us on our Blog Train to HELL.

Halloween Blog Train 800 356 6169Jump on board, follow the line of spooky blog stories and hellishly scary erotic tales, because being scared and turned on is supremely human. We love haunted houses and jump scares, stories about ghosts and ghouls, and really revel in fantasies about loosing control to a demon, being seduced by a too-good-to-be-true succubus, and sometimes the idea of being held down and tickle tortured (with Tarantulas?!) can be a very good thing. Do me a solid and comment on all the blogs in the spooky Halloween Blog Train, and I’ll enter you into a drawing for a free call in November.

Halloween Tarot Special

Special announcement for the month of October!

That’s right, I’m offering a special witchy deal for October: Halloween Tarot! As long time readers and followers know, I used to read the cards professionally, but I gave it up because doing readings is actually exhausting. But, this year, for Halloween, you’re in luck: call me to experience the wonder of an intuitive tarot reading! I don’t offer my skills up often, so grab this opportunity now, before I put the cards away again.

You can get your Halloween Tarot reading by calling in just like normal.

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Want to tempt the darkness?

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Sissy Transformation in the Virtual World

Have you ever wondered what the benefit of the Virtual World is for you?

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Changing your entire look, and gender, is as easy as a click of the mouse in the Virtual World.

I might need a mystic potion or surprise hormone cocktail out here in the real world, but online I can make you a female even faster and easier. And once you’re a woman… Well, that’s when the fun begins! See, I keep males for pets, and discard them when they get boring. But women, well, those I keep around even longer! I prefer the company of women. I like to kiss and make out with women, to cuddle, be intimate. Hold a woman, and enjoy her pert tits and curvy ass, and those soft pretty moans of hers are a definite bonus. Let me transform you before your very eyes into my own personal Dream Girl with the sissy transformation you’ve been wishing for.

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I happen to know that some males would give up so much to be allowed up on the furniture with me. To be permitted to touch and cuddle, to have my hands on them… I try and try to get them into my sissy transformation games, but they’re weirdly attached to the idea of keeping their sad and pathetic cocks. But for those lucky and brave few, Nirvana awaits. The bliss of a sissy transformation, even just a virtual one, lasts for ages! So many sissies and trans folks have found that the Virtual World allows them to really live out their fantasies and dreams.

Plus, the images are just pure porn.

sissy transformation porn 800 356 6169You should join me in the Virtual World for a sissy transformation session. It’s free to join, but I’ll be honest that if you want the really good sexy body, you’ll need to pony up a bit. I can help transform you, but you’ve got to take that first step. And of course, any session in the virtual isn’t complete without a photo set to remember it all by. I can either do pics for you, or teach you how to do what I do so you can take your own images. Honestly the images and pics are the best part. Don’t you like these pics I took? They’re all unretouched, just resized, fresh, hot off the Virtual World rendering servers. Your sissy transformation awaits, if you’re brave enough.

 

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Chakra Meditation For Orgasm Control

Let’s delve into the world of chakra meditation for orgasm control.

We’ve all heard stories about that one rather internationally famous rock star who, legend has it, could fuck for six hours straight all thanks to his practice of Tantra, and use of chakra meditation and breath control. Wouldn’t you just love to be able to do the same? Too bad, so sad, you’ll never be an international rock star with a hot as fuck model wife, and you’ll probably never chakra meditation 800 601 7259manage a six hour fuck-a-thon, either. But, if you start working on it now, and give it due diligence, I’m sure you can manage to at least maintain an erection for a couple of hours, and figure out how to please a woman for that legendary six hours.

Chakra meditation starts with the breath.

The yogic practice of pranayama is all about the conscious control of the breath. Start by bringing your awareness to how you breathe: are you tense, do you gasp for breath, do you only ever breathe from the chest, and what happens when you become excited? If you ever call and ask for a tease and delay session, or orgasm control, or any form of Tantric masturbation, you’ll hear me call attention to your breath, and begin to guide you through some very basic pranayama practices. After awareness of your breath comes control, and diaphragmatic breathing. Simply try to breathe from your diaphragm, in through the nose and out through the mouth, extending each breath longer and longer. It may seem counter-intuitive, but real chakra meditation and erotic meditation begins in the breath!

With increased awareness of the breath comes an awareness of the body.

Step by step, stage by stage, the mind becomes aware of the breath, and from that platform, the leap is made to the rest of the body. If there is breath, there must be a heart beating, and from there, vitality flowing. And if vitality flows, it must pool and ebb, and rise strong and lustful… If there is a body, there is a genitalia, and therefore, there must be lust. With breath comes lust, comes erotic desire. And touching, gently flowing and exploring, with the rise of the energy from the breath… Begin at the root chakra, the seat of body and being, Muladhara. You exist, therefore you fuck.

Start your erotic chakra meditation practice with the breath.

A regular practice will build great dividends over time! Bring yourself to awareness of your breath and body as often as you can, but at least twice a day. Set a reminder in your phone if necessary, and meditate on your breath every morning and night for two minutes to start. Focus on learning to breathe from the diaphragm, long and deep, easy breaths. Pause between inhale and exhale, and inhale again. Lengthen the breath, gain control over this essential practice, and then, move on to more advanced Tantric practices. That six hour long fuck is within your reach, if you practice and learn the basic lessons well.

 

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