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Submissive Cocksucker Seeks Cock

If you’re a submissive cocksucker it can be very hard to find a nice cock to suck.

With the new regulations aimed at ending all forms of sex work and, tangentially, sexual slavery, there are very few online sites a submissive cocksucker can use to find dick to lick. Craigslist closed down their personals section, Backpage went belly up, and all the various fora and gathering spots online for whores and sluts to hook up have gone the way of the dodo. It’s tragic, because what’s a desperate little cocksucker to do?!

Where do you go to hook up for no strings attached blowjobs?

submissive cocksucker 800 356 6169Before, one could put up an ad online and have all sorts of lovely applicants lining up to have their dick sucked. You could take your time, and be picky about the quality, size, and girth of the cock you were about to suck. Now, however, you have to be just a little bit more brave, and actually go out to find a cock to suck. For a submissive cocksucker, getting all dressed up and heading to the gay club can feel an awful lot like trying to traverse up Kilimanjaro. Difficult, scary, intimidating, and darn near impossible to figure out where to start!

Never fear, cock whore, there’s a few tried and true tricks to help you get your lips around a cock.

Yes, you will have to go out in public. But, if you go nice and slow, and aren’t too picky, you can have your lips wrapped around an alpha male’s cock by the weekend! You’re going to want an outfit that advertises what sort of slut you are. Google can help! Search images for things like “gay hookup clothes”, or “twink cocksucker outfit”. Crop tops, skinny leg jeans, capris, painted fingernails, lip gloss… all can help give you the classic ‘submissive cocksucker’ appearance that will do 75% of your work for you. Gel up your hair into spikes, glossy lip color, paint your nails literally any color at all, and flaunt your belly.

After you’ve got your look, you need to head to the club.

Every city has a gay club, and if you’re in some sad backwater without one, head to the next biggest city over, they’ll have one. If you’re really desperate, try a cowboy shit-kicker bar, but beware of deplorable bigots, and only go there if you’re really  into some rough trade. At your gay bar, get a nice drink, something fruity and sweet, like an amaretto sour (extra cherries!) Drink through the tiny wee straw both to make it last longer and to emphasize your lips and sucking action. Relax, take a few deep breaths, drop your shoulders, and just have fun. Flirt, dance, and don’t even worry about trying to hook up. The hook up will happen when you’re least expecting it, and the more you chase it the more elusive it becomes.

You may find, dear submissive cocksucker, that you have to hit the club repeatedly before the magic happens. But don’t despair! As you become a regular at the club, your social cachet will rise, and you’ll be more likely to hook up successfully. Plus, you’ll make friends, enjoy some drinks, get better at flirting, and get to dance your ass off! It’s a win/win. You join a community, get the social benefits, and wind up sucking your new alpha male boyfriend’s dick in the back bathroom.

Virtual Whore

Welcome to the world of the virtual whore!

I am very excited to share with you some of the new skills I’m learning in the Virtual World. Check out the video! That’s right, I can now create full videos, with audio, using our Virtual World platform! If you can’t see where that’s incredibly cool, well, allow me to explicate for you. While this video is a bit boring and plain, as it’s simply a promo vid extorting my adult sex education podcast Whore School, just you wait. All of you virtual whore sluts are going to want to star in my video productions!

Whether you’re a virtual whore or a literal whore, wouldn’t you love to have some video proof of what you are?

virtual whore foot worship rack by WS Creations 800 356 6169Oh, so now you’re getting it, aren’t you?! That’s right. I can create virtual porn for you, staring YOU. Join me in the virtual, and we can use my collection of lovely dirty furniture to help you get your nasty kink on. And not only will I be able to get pictures of you being a slutty virtual whore, I can get ~video~ now. Full 3D living color video proof of how much you love to kiss my feet, drink jizz, and be a slutty submissive pervert. virtual whore Jizzelle drinks cum from WS Creations Jizz Dispenser

Our virtual world has recently added wishlists, too!

In the Virtual, we’ve partnered with some incredibly kinky folks that make incredibly kinky furniture and animations. So I just know that you and I together can recreate whatever nasty fantasy you have in mind. When you’re online, check out WS Creations, my wishlist, and the soon to be created gallery of nasty adult video clips. …And yes, I will be creating boutique scenarios for sale, never you fear. Join me in the online pervocracy, and become the Virtual Whore you were meant to be!

Eat Cum For Mistress Harper

I know you want to eat cum.

Oh, don’t deny it! You can try to tell me that you don’t want to eat cum, that you’ve never ever thought about it, that you would never want to… and I’ll laugh in your face. Liar. Of course you’ve thought about it. All men have thought about it. It is a fact of nature that to have a penis and ejaculate leads directly to being curious about the jizz that comes spraying out of it. You’ve wondered what it tastes like, and odds are good that you have tasted your own cum already.

Statistically speaking, most men know what their jizz tastes like.

eat cum 800 601 7259But see, I’m not just talking about knowing what your cum tastes like. I’m talking about full on absolute chowing down on a load of cum. You want to eat cum. Your own cum, another man’s cum, the cum my lover just put in my pussy; you want it all. There’s such a fine line and slippery slope between thinking idly about tasting your own precum and becoming totally turned on by the idea of a cream pie of a pussy, and you passed over that line long ago. Otherwise, why would you be reading my blog about it?

Since we both know that you want to eat cum, let’s stop beating around the bush, shall we?

Bring your cum licking face over here and open up nice and wide, slut. I know you’re a whore for it, and I know you fucking want it, so stop crying about how you’re “not gay” and lick it up. Cum on a plate, in a cup, on a piece of toast; hike your legs up a wall and cum on your own face; lick a load off my feet, or out of my pussy, but goddamn, bitch. Eat cum and clean up your mess, you cum eating slut.

Succubus Summoning

Welcome to the Halloween Blog Train!

Read Delia’s Tale of Halloween Anal Pegging!

Y’know that place in the woods where everyone says not to go there? I went there.

It was after work on Friday, and my buds were drinking some PBR, and talk turned to the women, as it always does. My pal Ricky, such an asshole, pointed out that if I was really desperate for some company, I could go out to the Hollow and call up a demon for a handjob. The guys all thought that was fucking hilarious, and I felt that little flame of anger get lit up all nice in my chest. My ex had just moved out, and that bitch left some books behind, about witches and shit, and one of those books had been right on top of the pile. “Succubus Summoning for Dummies”; so I laughed in Ricky’s face and told him I was gonna do it, so there.

It’s been just kinda known for a while that if you go to the woods, you might not come back all the way.

Succubus summoning 800 356 6169I think there used to be some kind of a hermit or something out there, or poachers, and they did creepy shit to scare people away. Maybe someone growing some green out in the forest and putting up those weird twig dolls. Anyhow, people liked to scare one another with made up stories about the forest. But me, a little drunk and a lot pissed, thought that if I was gonna try this succubus summoning thing, I might as well go where the ambiance was right. So I grabbed that book, and some more cans of PBR, and a candle, and went off to the deep dark woods in the middle of the night like a totally ignorant rube.

To be honest, I didn’t think it would work.

Everyone knows those books are full of crap. There’s no such thing as demons or devils or ghosts, and if you pray to Jesus you’ll be fine. Drawing some weird picture in the dirt and lighting a candle doesn’t do anything. Chanting words that kinda make your skin crawl, and then the wind’s just a coincidence, right? Even if the wind that blew up tossed my trucker cap up into the tree, but the candle didn’t blow out, I mean, wind does that. It happens. And the weird glowing fog, that’s just part of the forest, happens all the time, means nothing.

But the insanely hot woman that just walked out of the gloom, she’s not nothing.

Harper the succubus summoning 800 356 6169And when I say insanely hot, I mean, my pecker just about tried to leap out of my pants all on its own to go salute this supreme Goddess of a woman. Curves in all the right places, long dark hair, and eyes that were like those drowning pools or wishing pools or whatever. And this dress, I swear, all floating around her, and she just looked at me. I was so gone. So fucked. And I could feel all my willpower just draining out of me, leaving me empty and cold, and so willing to do anything she asked. Hell, anything she hinted to me about.

Hell. The succubus summoning must have worked, after all.

Because this being took me over with one look. I blinked, and next thing I knew I was in a big four poster bed, with these gauzy curtains. Naked as the day I was born, and a lot more turned on, with all these fluffy pillows and white feather beds, all piled up. And Her. I couldn’t tell you about the rest of the room, because there was only Her. Like my eyes didn’t want to look anywhere else. And She smiled at me, and I fell in love right then. She had not just my body, but my soul too, right then, and she hadn’t even laid a finger on me yet.

I don’t know what we did, that first night. I know I begged and cried. I know I promised things, and signed a bit of paper, and let her prick my finger and get some blood. I know I burned up and melted and reformed and was totally and completely Hers in every possible way. I know that who I was before went away, and all that was left was a devoted slave to Her every whim. That fucking book, man.

So now, every year on the anniversary of the Succubus Summoning ritual, I get to be free.

Absolutely free, my soul my own and everything. She gives it all back to me, lets me walk out free and clear. I could stay free, too. All I have to do is just not go back. Not go back to the woods, that creepy ass clearing, light that damn candle, and recite the words that I long ago memorized. I could be free. But see, right now, without Her in my heart and head, I’m empty. There is no meaning, no reason for life. I have no one to serve but my own whims, and those? Total shit. There’s no point to it all. How can I be free, have a soul, when everything that makes life worthwhile is with Her? When all I want is to serve Her again?

Like I said, I memorized the words long ago.

You can have the book. The ritual’s on page 169, really easy to follow, too. If you give in to Her temptation, and do the rite, I don’t even know if you’ll get the same Succubus as me or not. Maybe it’s a one on one relationship. Who the fuck knows. Thanks for the drink, I’m gonna go out now, back to the woods. It’s time. It’s our anniversary, and my Lady  is waiting. See you later.

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Continue your journey to Hell with Simone! She has a story about what happens to your ass in a cemetery: Read Cemetery Strap-on!

 

Blog Train to Hell

Get on board the Blog Train to HELL!!!

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If you’ve listened to my podcast Whore School, you already know all about erotic humiliation.

As I explained in the show, human evolution has been very conservative. If we had a system in place that Halloween on the Sim Harper in sugar skull 800 539 4566already did pretty much what the new, needed reaction was, our bodies ran with it! This resulted in a limbic system that multitasks like a pro. Our arousal response works any time we get startled, embarrassed, frightened, and turned on by something, and it does the exact same things every time it gets triggered. It’s call the “Fight, Flight, Freeze, or Fuck” response, the Four Fs. So when you’re reading the Halloween Blog Train to Hell, and an especially scary tale comes up… you might ‘cum up’ too!

Don’t waste time wondering if your fear erection means you’re weird.

You are. But your fear boner isn’t what makes you weird, it’s part of what makes you very normal. It’s totally normal to experience sexual arousal in the face of fear! Ever had to go talk to your boss about something you screwed up, and discovered that her severe frown and stern demeanor had you stiff in your trousers? Gone to check out the spooky sound in the middle of the night, only to realize you might be about to confront a burglar with a stiff cock? Totally normal.

So, I want you to join us on our Blog Train to HELL.

Halloween Blog Train 800 356 6169Jump on board, follow the line of spooky blog stories and hellishly scary erotic tales, because being scared and turned on is supremely human. We love haunted houses and jump scares, stories about ghosts and ghouls, and really revel in fantasies about loosing control to a demon, being seduced by a too-good-to-be-true succubus, and sometimes the idea of being held down and tickle tortured (with Tarantulas?!) can be a very good thing. Do me a solid and comment on all the blogs in the spooky Halloween Blog Train, and I’ll enter you into a drawing for a free call in November.

Halloween Tarot Special

Special announcement for the month of October!

That’s right, I’m offering a special witchy deal for October: Halloween Tarot! As long time readers and followers know, I used to read the cards professionally, but I gave it up because doing readings is actually exhausting. But, this year, for Halloween, you’re in luck: call me . . . → Read More: Halloween Tarot Special

Sissy Transformation in the Virtual World

Have you ever wondered what the benefit of the Virtual World is for you?

Well, if you’re a sissy, you should most definitely check out the Virtual. A sissy transformation in the Virtual World is unlike any other! A lot of sissies have fantasies about being transformed and mystically having to accept their new . . . → Read More: Sissy Transformation in the Virtual World

Chakra Meditation For Orgasm Control

Let’s delve into the world of chakra meditation for orgasm control.

We’ve all heard stories about that one rather internationally famous rock star who, legend has it, could fuck for six hours straight all thanks to his practice of Tantra, and use of chakra meditation and breath control. Wouldn’t you just love to be . . . → Read More: Chakra Meditation For Orgasm Control

Erotic Inspiration

It can be very easy to get stuck in a rut, erotically.

You know how you can do your nightly routine, brush your teeth, put on your pj’s, jump into bed, and then jerk off? And how every single night you use the exact same fantasy to get your nightly nut? Erotic. Rut. Clearly . . . → Read More: Erotic Inspiration

Erotic Meditation Series

Welcome to the kinky future of meditation!

That’s right, sluts and whores, I’m going to be launching a brand new series for my chronically spiritual and new age strokers, focused mainly on the chakras! I want to invite you all to follow along with me across the next seven weeks as I provide you . . . → Read More: Erotic Meditation Series