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Happy Holidays!

Remember the rules for the holidays: Do not bankrupt yourself to buy gifts for anyone. Perfection is the enemy of good: lower your standards a little! Take time to rest and relax. Yours is not the only holy day; Happy Holidays acknowledges everyone's beliefs, and...

Is That All?

It's so cute when you think that little thing could please me in any way. Why don't you take that little annoyance and put it away, where it won't cause any more trouble. In fact, I've got a real nice chastity device for you, I bet we can help you stay out of trouble...

Format Change!

Did you notice the format change? My blog got a face-lift! I really love the new format, it looks really sharp to me. In conjunction with the face-lift, there's been some fantastic stuff going on over at Tumblr. I'm sure you've heard about it all, but they basically...

Listen to Whore School 131 Bad Jokes and Self Care

Listen to "WS 131 Self Care Practice: Bad Jokes" on Spreaker. Whore School 131 Bad Jokes and Self Care Sometimes you need to remember to take time to care for yourself, and December can be very stressful... Self care can range from taking a nice long bath to...

Free Phone Sex?

We must have lost our minds, because we're giving away calls again! For two hours a day, every day from the 14th to the 25th, you can call in and grab your ten free minutes! What's the catch? The "catch" is that each day has a ~different~ two hour window!!! You know...

Blaspheme With Harper and Brighton

It's time to celebrate the blasphemous union! Oh, am I on that kick again? Well, yeah, of course I am. It's time for you to blaspheme with Harper and Brighton, because you're a little bitch and you like it. And also, this is the perfect opening to let you know that...

ASMR Audio For Sale

I have created a brand new ASMR audio for sale! What's ASMR? Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. Listen to the Whore School episode about ASMR to learn all about it, and get a feel for what ASMR can do for you. You can also enjoy a short sample of the ASMR audio for...

Pushing Limits

Have you ever thought about pushing limits? Your own, I mean. Because of course, by this point you already know how I feel about you trying to push My limits. (Negatively, I feel negatively about this...) But pushing your own limits, really getting down and dirty and...

Submissive Cocksucker Seeks Cock

If you're a submissive cocksucker it can be very hard to find a nice cock to suck. With the new regulations aimed at ending all forms of sex work and, tangentially, sexual slavery, there are very few online sites a submissive cocksucker can use to find dick to lick....

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