Have you ever wondered what the best thing in the whole entire world is? Well, maybe that’s a topic too big in scope for right now, but a thing that makes me super happy and brings an awful lot of glee into my life is knowing that every day I get to make guys and girls very happy and sexually fulfilled. It’s really tricky to do this job and manage to make the world worse, you know? There’s some stuff that can absolutely cross some lines and don’t spark joy, but by and large I get to spend every day spreading bliss and pleasure. And the main way I do all this joyful stuff is through guided masturbation and edging.
Guided Masturbation and Edging Phone Sex
The heart of what I do every day lies in cock control. Basically, I tell you what to do with your cock, and you obey, and wind up having a great time. This can branch out to various sub-fields, like chastity, gooning, and JOI (Jerk Off Instructions). We can sprinkle in some other kinks to mix up something extra special, like maybe a little humiliation and degradation, or perhaps a small soupcon of feminization (put on my panties and then let me tease that cock while you beg me to let you cum!) But the real beating heart of it all is guided masturbation and edging. Without those twin delights an awful lot of the fun we have together would be a lot less fun!
Guided Masturbation
Put simply, when I tell you when, and how to stroke, I’m doing guided masturbation. It’s fun for you, because you don’t have to think or be creative at all. I have fun with it because I’m bossy and I like to think up fun things to do with your dick just to make you whimper and writhe in ecstasy. Really, guided masturbation is fun for everyone involved! I’ve got some pretty standard tricks that I can pull out at any time to help whip you up into a state of needy desire, and a wickedly creative imagination that I can use to riff on whatever it was that made you make that sound for me.
Edging
If you’ve never tried orgasm edging, you need to. Even if you discover that you’re one of the few who react poorly to it (it’s possible, though unlikely), you’ll never know unless you give it a try. Edging is basically masturbation to the point of orgasm, only you don’t actually cum. You stop, either by willpower, or by removing the stimulation, or by physically blocking the orgasm (put your thumb over the end of your dick and block the hole, that’s pretty effective.) Edging, for those who love it, allows you to prolong your masturbation and thus your pleasure. It also allows you to reach the plateau before orgasm, and instead of diving off the cliff back to normal arousal, edging lets you ramp up again to reach an even higher level of arousal before orgasm.
Now, fair warning: there are some people who try edging and discover that trying to put off an orgasm steals it entirely from them. Some folks, usually women, try to edge and then just wind up frustrated and incapable of continuing on to an orgasm. If that’s you, I’m so sorry, that really sucks. But solidarity, because I happen to be one of them! No edging for me, but I am multi-orgasmic anyway, so that’s no real loss for me.
Are you ready to try my specialty?
No matter what’s been standing in the way of you and giving us a call before now, I want to encourage you to give us a chance. Give me a chance. I really do want to tease your cock and make you beg to cum for me, both because it’s fun for me and because it’s going to absolutely blow your mind. Keep in mind our Quality Guarantee, and check out all the many, many ways we have that you can earn yourself free or discounted calls with us. You already know that I have a way with words and a sexy voice, so, trust my education, expertise, and compassion to see you safely through some guided masturbation and edging.
Your Guided Masturbation Mistress, Harper
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