If you’ve been following me online for any length of time at all, you already know that I love to play with your ass. Helping you become the anal slut and booty bandit you were meant to be is one of my life’s greatest joys! I know, an awful lot of men out in the world today are squeamish about their butts. There’s a strong anti-anal taboo for a lot of you, and I get it! I mean, you can’t go downtown to the anus without being reminded of why it’s called the Brown Eye, after all. But I want you to put all that to one side, because honestly, it’s not even a concern. What we’re gonna start you out with is just a little anal tease and anal edging. You’ll love it, I promise.

How do you do an anal tease?

Oh boy, are you in for a treat. If you’re super squeamish, I want you to start by grabbing some supplies. You’re gonna need a glove and a towel. I’m talking a latex or nylon glove, like for food prep, or first aid. You’ll also want your favorite lube on hand. Put your towel down, so that if you get messy, you don’t have to change the sheets, glove up, and get comfy. I promise promise you’ll love what we’re gonna do! Drop yourself a nice dollop of lube onto the fingers of that gloved up hand, and go exploring. I don’t want you to instantly try to shove all four fingers up your bum! Yikes, no, you’re gonna tease that ass. Slowly touch and explore, feel around down there. Behind your balls, in that delightfully soft, warm, and wonderfully sensitive portion of your anatomy! Use your fingertips, and just touch the outer rim of your ass.

Are you ready for anal edging?!

Let’s be honest: you’re probably not ready for anal edging, but we’re gonna do it anyway, so buckle up. Now that you’ve got your hand perfectly situated to tease your own sweet honey spot, I’m going to have you keep on doing that. Luckily, you have two hands and bluetooth headset, so you can talk to me while teasing yourself and feeling up your own bum! Multitasking is where it’s at, darling, and you’re going to be moaning and begging me to let you finish soon. One fingertip, rolling around and around your sweet ass, teasing all those lovely nerve endings, and making your cock jump and twitch at every new sensation… That’s right, you’re going to edge your cock, tease your ass, and beg for permission to cum for me.

Will I let you have an orgasm?

I don’t know, really. Will I let you cum? Or will I leave you like this, totally strung out on pleasure and lust, whimpering and begging for more? I am a huge fan of making you so desperate that you’ll beg and whine. And I really love hearing all the sounds you make when you’re on the edge, holding on by the thinnest of margins, barely restraining yourself from jizzing all over yourself. Should I let you cum? Or should I let you tease your own ass until you’re ready to admit you want to be fucked in the ass?

You did realize that’s the next step, right. Of course, you’re a smart little slut, you knew where I was going with this all along. Training you to be an absolute ass slut and whore, and helping you embrace the joy of a good anal tease and edge session was always only going to end like this. It’s ok, you’re ready, I think. Go ahead, use one finger, and work it in and out of your ass for me. That’s right, you can do this! You see how good it feels, to slowly stretch, to accept within your body the intrusion of a single finger? Imagine that’s my hand, teasing your ass, and slowly opening your honey ass. Imagine what else I’ll teach you to accept in your adorable and eager pussy…

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