You’ve thought about and fantasized about sucking cocks for quite a while now.
In fact, it’s become your go to masturbation fantasy. Bored at work? Wank to the idea of a nice hot cock sliding between your lips. Can’t sleep? Jerk it while thinking of the taste of cum across your tongue. It’s all you think about now — even when you try to fuck your wife!
So you think you’re ready to take the plunge and suck a cock in real life.
All the practice, the hot fantasies, the hour long phone sex sessions going over it all, again and again, and you feel ready. You feel good about it. The reality of kneeling in front of some strange guy, sucking a cock and slurping up a hot load of cum is really starting to get to you.
There is a world of difference between sucking a cock in your fantasies and getting intimate with a flesh and blood cock.
Let me be very very clear here: in our fantasy lives we can do anything we think up. We can be the biggest sluts and whores on the planet, open to every cock that comes our way, eagerly sucking just as many as our demanding Mistress puts in front of us. In reality? There are a few wee little issues that need to be taken into account.
R.A.C.K. Risk Aware Consensual Kink
In reality, you need to be aware of the risks associated with any activity you undertake. When you start thinking about heading to the Adult Bookstore to find the gloryhole, you best think a bit first about what level of risk you’re willing to place yourself in. Also, you need to really think about what level of risk you’re willing to expose your loved ones to. What are you bringing home to your dearly beloved that she (or he) didn’t sign up for?
Reality has a few perks: the dick check.
Should you decide to approach a professional working girl (or guy), you’ll quickly discover that the pros do a little something called a “dick check.” Before you get naked and nasty, you get an examination. This is something that anyone can learn to do, and I think you should do a dick check before you engage in any risky behaviors. In essence, check out that cock; look for redness, swelling, funny bumps, lumps, rashes, odd discharges and weird smells. If it doesn’t look, feel and smell like a healthy cock, don’t do anything with it.
If that cock looks good to you, all nice and healthy, pretty and making your mouth water, proceed to the joy of the condom. I highly reccomend theSkyn brand condoms; they transmit heat and sensation well, are compatible with water based lubes and are non-latex for the allergic among us. To put the condom on with your mouth (recommended), unwrap the condom and place the tip in your mouth. While using your lips and tongue to create suction on the tip to ‘pinch’ the air out, use one hand to steady the cock. Dip your head towards the cock and, using your lips and tongue, roll the condom on. When you bottom out, use your hand to smoothly roll the condom the rest of the way onto the cock. To avoid sucking the condom right back off the cock, hold it on at the base of the cock (this also helps steady the cock, making cocksucking that much easier.)
For all your fantasy phone sex cocksucking needs, contact the Ladies of LDW; remember, play safe out there!
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Wow.
Where was this when I was suffering thru “Family Life and Human Development?”
All we had was a nun and a filmstrip.
“When 2 people love each other very, very much they give each other a very special hug.”
Beep.
Still working thru that hot mess.
My version of sex ed is much much sexier, mainly because it’s actually about sex and not ‘Family Life and Human Development’. 😉
I think I had that class in school too… and then went into the real world, where, wow. O.O I took pains to very quickly and very thoroughly re-educate myself. 😉
How can you tell what a healthy look and smell are?
A healthy cock should be free of funny colored patches — it should be uniform in color, possibly with some lightening of the color around the head, starting around the circumcision scar. It should smell slightly musky (if he’s really turned on, the scent increases), perhaps a hint of salt or a sharper twinge of, frankly, amonia scent. If the smell makes you gag, smells really really gross or makes you mentally compare it to any form of foodstuff or garbage, don’t stick it in your mouth. (tuna, deviled eggs, rotten eggs, extreme bathroom smells… all are no-go signs.)
If you’re determined to go after a cock, and think it could just be that you’re not used to the scent yet, you can use a handiwipe to clean up the area. (expect the owner of said to cock to be a little insulted by that, however. No one likes having their personal hygiene corrected.) When in doubt, glove it up.
To learn more about what a healthy cock smells like, you can dick check yourself. Right after a shower, right before you shower, various points throughout the day. Get to where you know what your cock smells like in various stages of arousal, so you can recognize the changes that happen to a cock’s smell. Trust me, they do change scents! The musk increases, it’ll smell warmer…
At parties now, I can tell who’s really turned on by how they smell — from experiencing both my own personal pheromone stew and learning from my lovers. With enough time, you’ll notice that when people are turned on, the skin all over their body changes the way it smells. Weirdly, I smell like amber, sugar and musk when I’m horny.
😉
TLDR: experience. Thats how you tell what a healthy look and smell are. experience. (watch more porn, those are all healthy cocks that have gone through a dick check and rigid std testing.)
The natural musky smell… Is it good or bad to love that smell?
Very very good… mmm… so sweetly musky, rampant and delicious…
Oh, almost forgot: if it smells like fresh baked bread, don’t mess with it. That’s a sign of a rampant yeast infection. (ugh). And yes, you can ‘catch’ a yeast infection. In a cock, it means he hasn’t been keeping things clean, and if he’s uncircumsized, it means he doesn’t pull the foreskin back enough to keep it clean in there. Frotting with a yeasty cock means you’ll wind up with a baked bread scented fun stick.
And, if you haven’t had a yeast infection (lucky you!) they itch like a son of a bitch. You can easily transmit yeast infections to your other lovers, and let me tell you, any female you’re with will be really pissed if you give her a yeast infection from a dirty cock. (I dumped a guy for that. not cool.)