Oh, this should be a good one! The seven things I don’t do.

Let’s see here… I don’t believe in things that I ‘should’ do. I think that whatever I choose to do in the moment is what I’m going to be doing, and should and should not don’t enter into the question. So, the entire sin of ‘sloth’ is based in the idea that there are certain actions that are worthy, worthwhile and virtuous and that the lack of those actions is ‘wrong.’

With that caveat out of the way, my seven slothful acts:

1. I don’t make my bed everyday.
2. I often fail to properly appreciate my big cock’d lovers.
3. I watch every episode of White Collar, right when it airs and read fanfiction a lot.
4. I follow the real world exploits of my favorite authors like a junkie.
5. I sometimes fail to punish my slave for his slothful behavior.
6. I can be neglectful about watering my plants.
7. On occaision I have been known to forget to say ‘thank you’ to the cocksuckers who service my lovers.

On the whole, I don’t find that I do many ‘slothful’ things.

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