Never doubt that you can enjoy masturbation for your health.

There are a lot of health benefits that come along with wanking one off, as I’m sure you know. Oh, you didn’t realize that it was healthy to spank the monkey? Well, are you in for a surprise. Of course it’s healthy to masturbate! In fact, studies show that you should masturbate at least three times every week, but more is better. Masturbation for your health should be your new hobby.

When you masturbate for your health, you’re doing your future self a favor!

Masturbation to orgasm provides a lot of health benefits, from lowering your blood pressure to reducing your chances of developing prostate cancer. In the short term, masturbation increases endorphin levels in your brain, which help to elevate your mood and reduce tension. Masturbation can also help your short term memory, as well as just generally making you more pleasant to be around.

Long term health benefits of masturbation derive from the cumulative effects of wanking off every day. If you keep your prostate gland nice and massaged and emptied out on a regular basis, you’re less likely to wind up with prostate cancer. Playing with yourself, and with your ass, can help prevent cancer! You should go jerk off right now, just in case.

I’d like to encourage everyone to masturbate for your health today.

Remember that when you masturbate, it doesn’t matter how long it takes, or how much pleasure it brings you, so go ahead and have a quick two minute ruined orgasm. The health benefits are the same as if you edged for three hours and then came fully and hard. That’s why I like to mix ruined orgasms into my chastity and tease and denial sessions. All the health benefits of orgasm and masturbation, plus you’re still horny and frustrated at the end!

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