by Harper | May 30, 2019 | Erotica
So, you think you want to have a girlfriend experience with me? Ok, first up, you need to know the ground rules. I will make use of people who identify as male for sex, when I feel like it, but I only date romantically people who identify as women. So if you want to...
by Harper | Dec 12, 2018 | Erotica
Remember the rules for the holidays: Do not bankrupt yourself to buy gifts for anyone. Perfection is the enemy of good: lower your standards a little! Take time to rest and relax. Yours is not the only holy day; Happy Holidays acknowledges everyone’s beliefs,...
by Harper | Oct 15, 2018 | Erotica
Get on board the Blog Train to HELL!!! Ok, that might be just a little bit hyperbolic, but c’mon! Halloween is my favorite holiday, season, aesthetic, feel, and mood. The “Blog Train to Hell” is our little way of celebrating all that is spooky,...
by Harper | Sep 15, 2018 | Erotica
It can be very easy to get stuck in a rut, erotically. You know how you can do your nightly routine, brush your teeth, put on your pj’s, jump into bed, and then jerk off? And how every single night you use the exact same fantasy to get your nightly nut? Erotic....
by Harper | Dec 31, 2017 | Erotica
All I want for you in 2018 is that you have the slutty sexy happy new year you deserve. That’s right. Leave everything else on the side, and drill down to brass tacks here. You deserve to be slutty sexy, and happy! No matter what else is going on, no matter how...
by Harper | Jun 15, 2017 | Erotica
And now for something completely different: all the erotic audios you might have missed! Let’s start with a gem from last month: Psychic Mistress. Ever call one of those psychic lines? Did you wind up feeling unheard, invisible, as though they didn’t...
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