Cum Eating Instructions Simplified

If you listened to last week’s Whore School, you may now be curious about Cum Eating Instructions. Never fear, for I am here to both create and nurture your new fetish for cum eating! Let’s start with a little review, shall we? Cum Eating is a fetish for...

Cum Eating Slut

That’s right, I’m looking at my favorite cum eating slut right now. Hi ‘D’. I see you, when you get so horny and desperate to lick up your load for me. Those increasingly horny emails you send me, begging to cum for me, to use a spoon and lick...

Jizz: Still Good For You, and Fun Too

One of the most popular posts here on fetishphonesexblog.com is the one about Jizz. J is for Jizz, to be exact. I wrote that post way back in 2011, when I hadn’t even been with LDW for a whole year yet. And yet, what I wrote about jizz then is still true today....

Crossdressed Cum Eating: Your New Favorite Hobby

Why is crossdressed cum eating your new favorite hobby? Simple. Because I want it to be. I want you on your knees, begging for a load of cum from a real man’s dick, wearing pretty panties and a cute bra and just fucking moaning for it. I love to take you down a...

CumEating for Your Fun and My Pleasure

Like chastity play, cum eating games are on the rise in popularity. I can see why, frankly. Both chastity and cum eating are fantastic activities to do with your Mistress. And, to be honest with yourself, you know you’re not going to do either chastity or cum...

Eat Your Cum For Us

I was having a nice chat with Miss Molly, one of our Live Help Princesses, about our favorite sorts of fetishes. I asked her what her first thought was when I said “dirty, nasty, kinky fun”, and she answered “Cum eating! Getting guys to wank for us...