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Oh, you weren’t aware of that? How odd. I thought I’d made it rather clear. Hm. Well, I suppose I should go ahead and illuminate for you exactly why I find my strappon so much fun. You, my dear, were graced with a dick, so I bet you’ve never really thought about what having one means. Such a shame too, because you have a cock, and yet you don’t use it well… Meanwhile here I am, who would love to have a cock and would use it very well, and I just, well. I have a strappon.

I’m not trying to say that I’m jealous of your little flesh nubbin.

Oh no. Not at all. I’ve seen cocks, and dicks, and teeny weeny sissy clits, and they in no way compare to my sweet, hot, wet pussy. I love my pussy, and you should be begging on your knees for the opportunity to also love my pussy. So me jealous of that thing between your legs? Not hardly.

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My strappon, on the other hand, is far superior to your willy.

My cock is always hard. I don’t have to worry about premature anything, because when I cum (and I will), my cock doesn’t go limp and sad. My cock is long and thick. Let me tell you, in the wide array of diversity that nature has graced the cocks of the world, there are very few that can match up to the silicone impressiveness that is my cock. My cock can make you into a simpering, cock hungry, cum guzzling sissy of epic proportions.

You don’t think my cock can do all that?

I dare you to submit just once to me and my cock. Dare you. Get on your knees and suck my cock for me. Beg me to give you just a few inches of my cock in your hungry cunt. I want you to beg for it, so I can say ‘no’, and have you suck just a little more. I like how you look down there, with your lips wrapped around my strappon. You look so sexy like that…