Merry Month of Masturbation

Let’s face it: masturbation happens.

Anyone who tries to tell you they don’t jerk off is a bald faced liar. Everyone does it. You sneak your hand into your pants and give yourself a quick rub and tug; in the restroom at work, over your lunch break, when you wake up in the morning, when you get off (heh) work, when you want to go to sleep at night.

And lest you think women don’t like to touch themselves, think again.

Females masturbate too. Just because we do it differently from men doesn’t mean we don’t like to have a good rub session. Fingers slide between the sweet folds of our pussies, flicking over the clit and dipping into our hot inner depths… I may not get an obvious erection like men do, but trust me, I get a little hot in the panties and need to relieve pressure.

The main difference between male and female masturbation is:

Males tend to jerk off to visual and auditory stimuli, while females touch themselves to really steamy stories. Now, that’s in general and applied across a wide spectrum of humanity, so, dudes, if you like to read bodice rippers and visit my blog for the stories, it’s all good. And goodness knows there are times when all I want is to watch porn and just skip to the sex scenes.

So, in honor of the fact that all people jerk off…

I’m announcing another month long fiction extravaganza. The Merry Month of Masturbation, as I like to call it, happens in the Merry Month of May. The goal: post a new bit of fiction every day. At this point, I’ll be happy if I post something new every other day, because did you realize how exhausting writing smut is? It really is.

Since all people jerk off, let me open up my arms to my readers.

Write me a 300 word fiction story. Keep it PG13 and accept that I’ll be editing it. I’ll share it with all your fellow perverts under your pen name. If you don’t tell me a pen name, I’ll make one up for you. How does Cock Sucker No. 69 sound?

Send your stories to me at harper @enchantrixempire dot com. You may or may not be published, but at the very least you’ll amuse me!