Day 2 of the Seven Deadly Sins meme is upon us. 😉 You get to find out all about the seven things I lack (and covet).
The first day, if you recall, was all about Pride. Today we’ll be focusing on the things I Envy. What turns me green and makes little jealous devil horns sprout. Curious?
The seven sexy, kinky, naughty things I seriously covet.
I have serious lust over the sheer number of friends Ms. Laney has on the Enchantrix Empire. Seriously! One thousand and nineteen. Shades of poor me being unpopular and gangly in school; I know, I know… it’s not a contest. (except when it is!)
Ok, so, have you heard Ms. Tia? Looked at her pics on her blog? No? Well. Go, read, listen. Then come back here and stroke my ego by telling me that I’m that sexy. 😛
One of the sexiest femdoms around, Ms. Ryan, inspires me to serious envy of her commanding, demanding, dominant aura. I do love a strong woman, and her strength is… mmm. Awesome!
Want more of what I covet, crave and desire?
You could always go check out my wishlist; it’s full of the material things I desire. Clothes, art, movies, music, books… Chocolates and all the finer things in life that I both deserve and crave. Pamper me, I’m worth it!
I love to cook. I mean, it’s a major passion for me. So anything at all food or cooking related, especially if it’s gourmet quality, is on my ‘want!’ list. High quality pots and pans, baking dishes, Pyrex tools, bread boards, quiche pans, fondue sets…
In a related vein, I also love to garden. I’ve got an Aerogarden on my wishlist, because in teeny tiny Texas apartments, if you want fresh herbs to cook with, you need to grow them inside during the summer. Or else you wind up with pre-dried herbs. lol
And the last, but not least, thing that I covet:
I want, I need, I lust after, envy everyone who has and want almost more than I want to breathe, the ability to utterly, totally, absolutely and completely control your cock. I want to control your cock, and his cock, and the guy over there in the corner pretending he’s not reading this blog’s cock. I want to be able to say a word and have every cock in earshot stand straight up. I want that so freaking bad!
Is that so much to ask? Good food, a ton of friends, creature comforts and luxeries that I deserve, and you. At my feet. Begging.
Not to worry, Ms. Harper, as lovely as all the Entrantrix Empire Ladies are, You rank @ or near the top. Of course, deep red hair and milky white skin have always been a fatal weakness for me. as for controlling cocks, i suspect any guy who ventures within Your orbit would have a cock acting like a cobra to the music of Your voice.
One question from a Enchantrix newcomer….How in the world do You Ladies tally friends?
There’s either a tab or a section on the profile with ‘Friends’ listed on it. And it has the number. I have 118, as of right this minute. 😛
And you know, when I go out with friends, all the males around me do start to act a wee bit… strange. Almost uncomfortable. As though their pants had suddenly gotten too small.
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I love the way you say “males.” I can hear it in my mind from your audio. So patronizing and dismissive.
Well, you see, until they distinguish themselves in some way, that’s all they are. Males.
If they want me to call them by name, or give them a pet name, they need to be different, unique. Interesting. Until they raise themselves above the common mass, they’re just… Males.
thank You, Ms. Harper. that clears things up a bit. although, i tend not to follow crowds. generally, i know my own mind….until i’m told otherwise by someone beautiful & just a little controlling!
i can understand the male consternation around You. and to refer to the mythology discussion below, i think its because i detected more than a little Circe in You, except i doubt You need potions & elixirs to make men docile animals.
😉 I promise not to turn you into a pig, coffeeboy. I may tame you, just a bit, but I won’t use any potions or elixers on you.
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with Your image swirling in my head, i doubt it would take more than a strategic word or one of those magical laughs of Yours!
You have to be careful… You have but to speak the word and a thousand ships will sail and set unto the Empire a civil war the likes of which have not been seen and the fires will burn until you are exalted most high!
Uhh… Sorry, too much anticipation for HBOs Game of Thrones and Starz’ Camelot…
Did you see Camelot? ZOMG what I covet is me as Arthur, you as Morgan, and I’d have the shortest, briefest reign ever, but it would be so worth it.
In mundane news, I had an Aerogarden, but killed it 🙁
I have always loved the Arthurian tales! I especially liked Morganna (Morgan in the newest version) and Nimue. 🙂
Did you see the show Rome? OMG. So pretty, so lavish, so… hot. I’m trying to find the time to watch Spartacus now, because it looks awesome, and (shit, totally forgot the title!) the one about Henry the 8th… The Tudors. I do love me some pretty historical drama.
…how do you kill an Aerogarden? O.o
Yes, I loved Rome as well, and the Tudors… Well, the first few seasons of the Tudors, but frankly, after Anne Boleyn the story kind of petered out and they were trying too hard to make us care about it :-p
As for the Aerogarden, I over-pruned my lettuce and it just didn’t regrow back. After I moved I never set it up again. I suppose I should give it another try.
Yes, historical drama is awesome, but if we’re being honest, the best thing about it is that it is the dramatic content where it is most accepted to have powerful, dominant women using intellect, guts, and guile to utterly control men.
🙂 I knew I liked you!
It is all about the smart, crafy, powerful women. History was written by the males in “power”, but behind every figurehead of a man, there’s a powerful female pulling his strings, controlling his every action and making history. mmm.
Powerful women in fabulous dresses! Jewels, slaves, hapless, witless males dancing attendance… No wonder I love it so!
Goddess Harper, the word sexy does not seem good enough to describe the Ultimate Beauty that you encompass. I do not know that mortal man has any words worthy enough to describe your Beauty.
I’m sure you can come up with a few meager and scarcely adequate words, if you try really hard. 🙂 Feel free to keep attempting to describe Me…
Ok Goddess Harper, Your perfect feet seem destined to walk on the clouds above Mount Olympus. Your legs, perfect in every way. I could only hope to beg enough to kiss every inch of them and caress them with your favorite oils. The sweet part of Heaven between those perfect legs, if I only deserved to Worship your love alter and be able to make your whole body quiver the way you deserve. Your breasts, too perfect for any man to dream of worshipping, but I would dare to. Your face, more perfect and more beautiful than even Aphrodite. Your curly hair, I wish that I was lucky enough to brush every strand and run my fingers through. Ihope that Goddess Harper likes this meager attempt.
Hot damn, sex toy! You can worship my altar and body anytime! 😉
Goddess Harper, I have thought of your perfect Lips. The heavenly voice they project for we humans to admire. I have to think that anyone lucky enough to kiss them would enjoy a taste sweeter than any wine on earth or on Mount Olympus. These thoughts are so intoxicating.
I have a set of lips for you to spend quite a bit of time worshipping…
Goddess Harper, I fall to my knees any time to please you.
If I had my way, you’d stay on your knees all the time (unless I had you between my legs…)