Every time anyone gives me control over their cock, an angel gets its wings. Probably. Anyway, this is why you should let me give you JOI! Jerk off instructions make the world go round and add literal joy to everything! Let’s get together and celebrate Masturbation May with some wanking, jerking, and playing with yourself, all at my direction, because I like having control over what you do with your dick.
JOI With Harper
We all know that right now, life is a little scary, dreary, and hard. So, let’s sprinkle some JOI and joy all over the place! Fuck it, we ball. Or rather, you ball, when I tell you to play with your cute balls for me, that’s right, roll them in your palm just a little and maybe give a little tug. Feel free to get loud and expressive, moan and make those sexy noises while I tell you how to jerk off for me, because the world wants you quiet and compliant. Let’s practice yelling ‘Oh FUCK yes!’ and see if we can get a noise complaint on you for exuberant masturbation.
Masturbation May
Masturbation May is Cumming! Are you?
Leading into the Stroke-A-Thon we’re kicking off Masturbation May with JOI and glee, let me tell you what. Sure, April showers bring May whatever the fuck that was, but this time it’s gonna be May and Masturbation all month long. There are countless health benefits to masturbation, which, as you join my Adult Sex Education podcast Whore School on Sundays this month, you’ll learn about! There are also many mental health benefits to wanking one out, especially while at work. Remember: we take all our breaks, and walk, don’t run, back to work after a nice fifteen minutes of masturbation in the company restroom. Yes, you can call me up for JOI from your office, too! Lock that door, lean back, and stick one to the ‘man’!
Jerk Off Instructions Teach You To Masturbate
I’m always interested in helping you learn better ways to masturbate. JOI is perfect for helping you learn and master new techniques for spanking the monkey. Get that trouser snake out and walk your fingers up and down the length for me, and let me show you The Stranger, The Twist, and, my personal favorite, The Ruined Orgasm So You Can Do It All Again A Second Time. I’m still working on the name of that last one. Either way, if you’d like to learn new masturbation techniques, I have one or two I can talk you through, and really brighten your day with JOI to try today.
Your JOI Mistress, Harper
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