Harper's legs mesmerize you 800 356 6169I’m going to go ahead and assume that if you’re reading this, you probably have a cock, and you probably also bathe.

I mean, I really hope you take the time to cleanse yourself! I’ve known some terribly stinky males in my time, real scent p!gs, and they just loved to wallow in their own funky filth. The sorts of guys who spend all day wanking and cumming, indulging in some really extended masturbation, and then refuse to change their sheets. Stinky, funky, surrounded by a cloud of sex funk, and proud of it!

You don’t know what a Scent P!g is?

Well, since this is the Fetish Phone Sex Blog, I guess I ought to go ahead and explain this not well known fetish. A scent p!g is a person who really enjoys their olfactory sense. It makes a lot of sense, as a kink, to be honest. Scent is strongly tied to memory, after all. You can get a whiff of perfume and be transported right back to the first time you realized that when your boss leans over you can see right down her shirt, and you got a good solid sniff of her expensive perfume. Instant memory trigger. So a scent p!g revels in the way sex smells.

Related to Scent P!gs are a certain subset of Foot Fetishists.

If you’ve got a foot fetish, or a pantie hose fetish, or a love of women in high heels with fantastic legs, you might also be a scent p!g. How do you feel when a woman slips her toes out of her leather heels, thigh high hosiery damp with sweat from a day spent walking and working, and plops her foot right into your lap, on top of your cock, and demands a good foot rub? The subtle aroma of her sweat, her feet, wafting up to you as you get more and more aroused… Pretty soon that scent alone will be enough to trigger your erection.

Are you a Scent P!g?

 

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