Are you ready for Pride Month?!!! Pull up your panties and get your glitter in order, because June is Pride, and I want you to celebrate! Even if you don’t think of yourself as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community, you can still come party with us all month long. The Empire is an all inclusive place to be, full of she’s and he’s and they’s and folks of all gender expressions and orientations. You are absolutely welcome with us!

Pride Month

Pride Month is all about the gay, lesbian, trans, bisexual, gender queer and questioning, and intersex, asexual and agender community coming together with allies to support one another and celebrate the fact that we’re still here and still kicking! Despite the adversities that modern society continues to try to heap down upon us all, the dirty queers are still gonna throw one heck of a party and dance to the wee hours of the night. Advances like finally gaining the right to marry this century, the protections against hate speech and hateful actions, and the growing public acceptance and support for GLBT folks are all awesome reasons to party and embrace one another.

Straight Pride?!

Just in case you hear anyone in your general area bemoaning the fact that there is no straight pride month, I’m going to set you up with a few responses to a straight pride supporter you can give. You can deflect with a humorous reply, saying something like “we don’t really celebrate the status quo, though”, or “you poor thing, I didn’t realize your lack of a date was a reason to hold a parade!” If humor’s not in your wheelhouse, you can shut down the discussion by just telling them that you don’t want to discuss this. But, if you want to try to wade in, you can drop some truth in the conversation by asking them about their experiences with oppression.

You Can Be Straight and Love Vanilla Sex

You can bi and get off on eating a cuckold cream pie right from my pussy, too. When I tell you everyone’s welcome, I mean it! I’ll just also tell you to your face that until you’ve had to wait for a court to decide whether or not your marriage is legal, made your own risk assessment about whether to hold someone’s hand in public, or had beer bottles chucked at your for wearing a rainbow shirt, you don’t get extra support or a parade, hun. My straight vanilla fellas are great, and I love playing a good guided masturbation game with you. And my trans girls are fabulous and I’ll happily rail you with my big strapon cock and walk you through what date night with your new masculine lover is going to be like. All are welcome, all are encouraged to be as dirty and sexy as possible. And this month, I want you all to embrace Pride Month!

Love and acceptance is for everyone. It’s not pie. We don’t give out a slice and take one from you; you lose nothing when you voice your support for the entire community. And darling, if someone else’s relationship impacts your relationship enough that you’re having to deal with it, I hate to break it to you but I think your wife is cuckolding you! Otherwise, tisn’t any of your nevermind. I’ll let Ms Marsha P. Johnson tell you what to do about it: “Pay it no mind”.

Celebrate Pride Month with Ms Harper!