Are you ready for the new year? Brace yourself, because 2024 is right around the corner! If you’ve been stressed and overwhelmed by all the Winter Holiday shenanigans and obligations, that’s your sign that you need to take the time to practice some self care. Practice some Zen meditation, have a nice snack or a walk in the woods, and, of course, touch yourself! Loving self touch can be an amazing way to relieve your stress and decrease your entire stress response, plus, it’s fun! That’s right, I’m a happy and open proponent of masturbation as self care.
Masturbation As Self Care
Before we get too far into just blatant encouragement to jerk off, let’s pause for a moment and consider what “self care” is. Much maligned and laughed at by rugged alpha males and keyboard warriors, self care is just the simple act of taking care of yourself. Getting yourself a glass of water when you’re thirsty, having a good meal that makes you feel happy and content, taking a bath and putting on clean clothes are all acts of self care! Of course, what the screaming voices online like to bitch and moan about is the types of self care that can seem a little fruity or “too much.” Bah humbug to all those yelling people, though, because a little ‘excess’ won’t hurt you. After that nice shower, grab some lotion and slather yourself up! Taking care of your body is just good hygiene, but adding a touch of indulgence in the form of smooth sleek skin that smells nicer isn’t a bridge too far at all.
If plain water when you’re thirsty doesn’t cut it for you, add some cut up fruit! Lemon water is delicious, and I’ll fight you about it. Heck, grab the fruit juice and drink up; what matters is that you choose a drink that’s healthy for you, and if it’s an indulgence that also makes you feel good and inspires you to smile, well, bottoms up! Elevate your snack from a dull necessity to something extravagant and tasty. You don’t have to eat plain dry toast as proof that you’re masculine. You can have some cheese with your bread, and toss some fruit or veggies in there, too. Heck, charcuterie it up! You do know that Lunchables are basically charcuterie in a box, right? Crackers, lunch meat, cheese, and some grapes, boom, tasty snack that makes you smile while you’re enjoying it.
Masculinity Is A Trap And A Lie
Self care runs almost counter to what modern masculinity experts claim is proper manly behavior. Which is why I think you should embrace it! If J. P. TalkingHead is bad at it, you should work to master it. And speaking of things he’s probably bad at, I bet the last time he wanked himself off it took him less than two minutes and was vaguely unsatisfying. Masturbation can be as much a part of your self care routine as anything else, and you should do all the little things to make it more enjoyable and fun for yourself. Use lube when you masturbate, change up your habitual stroking pattern, try out a masturbation sleeve, and call a phone sex Mistress to make your alone time less lonely.
Ring In The New Year With A Resolution
I want you to resolve to try all the super scary not very manly things that you’ve been told are off limits for men. Schedule yourself a mani/pedi and enjoy some metrosexual maintenance. Grab some cute looking silky panties and wear them under your manly clothes. And masturbate with no limits, no regrets, and no shame. Masturbation is self care! Fuck the establishment, embrace your new punk phase, and jerk off with me!
Your Masturbation Mistress, Harper
I wanted to tell you and everyone who reads this that you are my most frequent masturbation inspiration and fantasy. I stroke to you a couple of times a day and I’m stroking as I type this. Yes, I went back and corrected many typos.
You have helped me and shape dme and perverted me in so many wonderful ways.
I also wanted to share that in every fantasy, I imagine you with a huge thick 12 inch cock to make me your bitch. A trimmed triangle of red hair with the pointing down and your addictive cock. Hands on your hips and that knowing gloating smirk of victory on your beautiful face. When this first started happening I tried hard to not think of that. Imagine you with a glorious pussy. But I could not fight it. I even had fantasies where I’d be eating your pussy and feel your clit growing and turning into a cock right in my mouth while you laughed at my reaction. Grabbing my head in both hands and wrapping your legs around me to hold me in place as I squirm. Struggling to escape turning into squirms of pleasure. You watch desires over come resistance and I suck you as you deserve. Addicting me. Huge thick white burst of your addictive demonic jizz explode into my mouth and I slurp them down gratefully as I become YOUR cocksucker.
Then you order me onto my back and to spread. your cock huge and hard and not the last bit spent despite the mighty orgasm you just fed me. You slide it into me and claim me as yours forever.
I want everyone to know this.
When I first started calling Harper I was deluding myself I was 95% STRAIGHT!
Now I have uncontrolled cock lust and love to cross dress and several other kinks.
Feels good to let her and everyone else know what Harper did to me.
I am Harper’s cock sucking sissy bitch
Yes, you are my little eager wank slut, so horny and turned on for a nice big thick…
😉
Harper
I know I emailed you this but I thought it right to put it up here where all can see and you can read it again and it will be permanently on display for all who come here. I want you to be honored and glorified in what you do to me.
Right now I am having to pace myself with calls and I’m ACHING to call you but need to wait.
But I am turning the waiting into a way to make me more your pet.So that when I do call you it will be all the more exciting.
So this is my current masturbation fantasy I stroke to a couple of times a day. Stroking as I type while wearing make up and lavender stockings
I keep seeing you in hip-high leather boots and a leather corset and shoulder high leather gloves. All black, A riding crop in one hand. One end a leather strap and the other a dildo head. You naked huge hard throbbing cock with its trimmed triangle of red hair doesn’t even bob or weave as you move. your so hard. As am I.. Your addictive cock.stabbing towards me as I hang naked and helpless and oiled up in a sex swing. On display, spread open and vulnerable.
What is extra infuriating is all you do is lightly spank me all over and even that, not to much. Spanking me any harder would rush a sense of pleasure through me that you don’t want to allow me right now. I get to look at you as you strut around and please yourself but you are making me wait and squirm.
Getting me all excited and making me wait. Smirking and laughing at me as you tease me to drive up my lust and reduce me to a state of mindless desire. You’ve made me into a brainless fuck slut. Turned me into your loyal pet.
This is bliss.
I know you are an pet trainer and have pretty much used those skills on me and trained me. Which is pretty humiliating. But knowing it doesn’t negate the effect.
Talk about making me your bitch.
You move to stand right in front of me. Where I have a perfect view of your power stance. Feet set apart and hand on your hips. Your glittering cock head pointed right at me as I hang helpless and spread.
“You want me?” you ask rhetorically. “You can’t have me. NO. You get to WATCH. You can only WATCH.”
You slide your hands down your hips and legs, then slowly back up your hips, across your stomach and to your magnificent tits.Cupping and cradling them as your thumbs flick your nipples. Then down to your cock shaft as you slowly slide one finger along the top of it.
“Don’t you wish you could FEEL this” you smirk.” Of course you do. Fag. But you can only WATCH.”
You don’t so much as stroke yourself as you use your fingers to tantalize me, running your fingertips along your shaft I’m throbbing for. Touching what I can’t. My cock juts and throbs visibly, betraying my needs.
” Remember when you first came to me? ” you extend the leather strap of the riidng crop to my helpless flesh.
“You thought you were STRAIGHT.” >SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP<
"What a laugh" you say as you literally laugh at me.
You move closer and I squirm in hope and excitement. You lean in so damn close and almost kiss me and then pull away You almost bring your mouth to my nipples or crotch and pull away. Almost let your nipple touch my mouth and pull away. Almost touch one of my holes with your dildo and pull away. All the while pleasuring yourself and mocking me and laughing at me.
"Oh you wan me. you want me so desperately. " You set your feet apart and jut your hips forward and run your leather gloved hand along your beautiful dick.. " Your desperate for THIS, you bitch. You slut.
You…. CANT…HAVE..ME. NO."
You smirk at me again. "No. You can only WATCH and SQUIRM and BEG.
Beg for me, my pet."
I cannot even form words or a coherent thought. But I do beg. Beg desperately. I can only make pleading needy primal wailing desperate noises as I thrash and squirm and worship you with my need. Our cocks throb as mine strains to touch yours.
Your chuckle builds into mocking laughter and it just makes me want you more.
And you think you can’t be a published erotica writer. You already are! Right here!
Thank you so much