There’s a brand new erotic audio in the store for you, my sweetly delicious little perverts! Simp Gooner Pays Extra is ten minutes of tease and delay with a touch of humiliation aimed squarely at those of my fans who just really love being taken advantage of. That’s right, I decided to lean into the Simp and Goon stereotypes for you, and then use those fetishes to drive you up the wall and straight out of your mind. Never heard of the Simp or Goon fetishes? Oh boy, they’re a lot of fun.
Simp Fetish
The Simp fetish started out as slang and an insulting term for a person who is so caught up in trying to win approval from someone else that they let that person treat them poorly. Usually aimed at male presenting persons who lust after and follow femme presenting persons around like little lovesick losers, the simp fetish has been embraced by the eternally horny and eager to please as an easy and simple way to communicate that they’d like to be laughed at, mocked, and gently abused while they attempt to worship and show their adoration for an uncaring femme. I do love erotic humiliation games, so calling you a simp, looser, and pathetic weakling eager to do literally anything to please me while I make you edge yourself? Hi there, my name is Harper and I want to do that. To you. All of that.
Goon Fetish
A person who enjoys the Goon fetish, or who is a Gooner, is a person who likes to masturbate and edge with a touch of submission and sub-space, so that they stop thinking and only exist as a horny and lust filled being. Goons don’t really think, make decisions, or have opinions. They obey, they masturbate, they edge, and they never stop. Gooner sessions can be short, but they’re more fun the longer they last. Fans of extreme edging games will love to goon, and let all that pent up lust and desire override their higher thinking faculties and turn them into drooling morons with hard cocks.
Simp Gooner Pays Extra
Combine these two fun fetishes and you’ve got a recipe for a really good time. The audio I created for you is ten minutes long, and I do actually give you an orgasm at the end. Aren’t I nice? Of course, you can choose to not cum for me, and instead just keep on gooning yourself into an incoherent mess. Erotic humiliation is a strong theme in the audio; enjoy hearing me mock you for being weak and pathetic, and then tell you that I did indeed price this audio above our usual base price. Simps are renowned for being willing to spend money on the object of their desires, even if that money really shouldn’t have been spent on their crush. Easily sliding into some forms of domination that can lead to ruined credit scores, simp fetish fans know that part of the feeling of powerlessness is manifested in being willing to buy out an entire wishlist, send enormous tips to the object of their desires, and even spending just too much on simple things.
The audio, instead of being priced at our usual three dollars per minute rate, is instead priced as if it were a custom audio at five dollars per minute. My goal was to hit the humiliation and feeling of weakness, powerlessness, and having been taken advantage of, without crossing the line into truly ridiculous pricing. Hence: custom pricing on a non-custom audio! Simps and goons will pay and pay to make their Mistress happy, even knowing that they’re paying too much. As a special bonus, buy this audio and follow all the directions in it, and then take a picture of your resulting mess. And yes, you do need to do what I tell you to do with your fingers in the picture! Send it to me, and I’ll review, rate, laugh at you, and then let you know if I’m happy with your follow through.
Willing to pay extra to make me happy?
It’s just $20 overpriced. Isn’t my happiness worth that? I think it is.
Your Humiliation and Degradation Mistress, Harper
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Hi Mistress Harper, I like your idea about a simp paying extra. What about having a simp pay extra to be ignored. That would be perfect for a simp.
Now, don’t tell anyone, but we do have ignore sessions, and you can always add a virtual bouquet (special fancy term for a tip)!
I even have an ASMR/ignore fetish audio in the store!
So many ways to make a simp pay extra… <3
I can relate to your blog. I was a HUGE simp for this one lady. After a year of hanging onto her like a puppy, i asked her for a date. she said yes. We ended up going to a house party, where she ended up talking to this one stud of a guy. A few hours later, she asked me to drive him home. I did, and she got out of the car with him and told me to wait while she uses his bathroom. Well, two hours later, she comes out, and the only thing she said was, “Wow, i had a great time tonight, well you can take me home now”.
Like a simp, I waxthed my “date”, talk most of the time at the party with another guy, On top of that i drive her to another guys home where he ended up getting his big dick workout that night
you were just a simp from the get go!
I am just going to say publicly I absolutely LOVE Mistress Harper! I have called Ms. Harper since my beginnings here at LDW in 2013 and somehow she gets better and better in her beautiful tease, torment and taunting of me.
Thank you Harper. You really did a number on me throwing me in front of Ms. Lexi for the first time.
You loved it! The look on your face, I just really loved that utterly gobsmacked and awed expression. 😉
Yes! I loved it! Of course! It was you who did it TO ME and in front of another woman!
And, I am just going to say publicly you absolutely have me as your SIMP and GOONER!
In fact I was a wimp and goner the first time I called you!
Yet you have STILL been turning up the heat on me over the years!
As I look at your post here it is a checklist of yeps!
✔️”…drive you up the wall and straight out of your mind.”
✔️”an insulting term for a person who is so caught up in trying to win approval from someone else that they let that person treat them poorly”
✔️”at male presenting persons who lust after and follow femme presenting persons around like little lovesick losers”
✔️”eternally horny and eager to please”
✔️” like to be laughed at, mocked, and gently abused while they attempt to worship and show their adoration for an uncaring femme.”
✔️”a simp, looser, and pathetic weakling eager to do literally anything to please me while I make you edge yourself?”
✔️”likes to masturbate and edge with a touch of submission and sub-space”
✔️”they stop thinking and only exist as a horny and lust filled being.”
✔️”don’t really think, make decisions, or have opinions.”
✔️”They obey, they masturbate, they edge, and they never stop.”
✔️”pent up lust and desire override their higher thinking faculties and turn them into drooling morons with hard cocks.”
“Combine these two fun fetishes and you’ve got a recipe for a really good time.”
Yes, YOUR good time at my expense and I LOVE it! I am glad that IS what I am for Ms. Harper!
Well, you have ALWAYS driven me insane!
I love that you have increased your insults, harsher treatment, mocking, abuse and name calling… pathetic pussy and sloppy cunt!!!!!
I can tell you love torturing more and more with each session.
THANK YOU ! I LOVE Mistress Harper for what you do TO ME!!!!!!!!!
aww, you really have embraced the simp life! I love it, you sloppy little cunt.