Hot new audio has just hit the Erotic Audios store for you! That’s right, I sat down at my microphone and closed my eyes and imagined exactly what I’d say to you if I had you right in front of me. For ten minutes, I let myself have the freedom to tease the ever-loving hell out of your cock, and direct all your stroking. Pop over to the store listing and see what I said there about how I want to tell you to Stroke For Me.
Stroke For Me
There is very little that I like better than having absolute control over your cock. I’ve spilled a few barrels of ink on the topic over time, so I’m sure you already know that I just really like taking control. This audio is just ten minutes in length, and so it’s only $30. Imagine that, you spend the same as for a ten minute call, and you get an audio you can listen to over and over again, teasing yourself to unimaginable heights of pleasure. I swear, the Audio Store is such a good deal for you, I ought to never record any audios and just make you call me instead. But no, I’m kind and generous, so I record new erotic audios for you and let you keep them forever.
Special Discount on Custom Audios
If you buy the Stroke For Me audio, you can email me and get a discount on a custom audio in the same theme and topic. I know that ten minutes can be entirely too short, so if you really need more and more and more from me, I can do that. Email me at harper @enchantrixempire.com (take out the space!) and let me know you bought the audio and now need more of my voice purring in your ear. I’ll fix you right up.
There’s more coming your way this month!
Keep your eyes peeled and your head on a swivel, I’ve got even more fun stuff coming for you this month. The theme of the month is Stroke For Me, if you couldn’t tell, and that means we have longer sessions on the brain. All hour long sessions are discounted by $20, and you’d better make plans for Hump Day, too. Wednesdays between 2 pm and 6 pm twenty minute calls are just $45. The early bird gets both a worm and a cheaper wank: call between 3 am and 9 am and a quickie ten minute call is $20. All times are in the Eastern time zone, so set your clocks to Stroketember time and remember to grab some of these amazing discounts while you can.
Whore School is back in session, too.
I took August off from podcasting, but I’m back on my bullshit with Adult Sex Education. If you miss the live interactive podcast you can stream it on demand. Sunday the 3rd I talked about the need for comprehensive sex education, and how absolutely awful it is that too many of us have reached adulthood without knowing good in depth facts about sex, sexuality, and gender. The final point I made on the show is that you, as an adult, have a moral obligation to fill in the gaps in your education. Once you know that you have some holes to fill, it’s on you to take steps to learn what was withheld from you. That’s what Whore School is all about.
Don’t forget that you can always give me a call!
Hopefully you’ll all have more free time with summer coming to an end, and hopefully we’ll all get to cool down a little with the arrival of autumn! Keep those special prices and deals in mind, and don’t be afraid to give me a call. Whatever it is that’s been holding you back, we can help you overcome any hesitancy or other issues. We’ve got tons of ways for you to earn discounts, and you can always drop any of us an email with any questions you have. (And don’t think that just because I really love ruined orgasms that that means you’re going to be stuck doing those sorts of calls with me. I’m adaptable! I’m capable of letting you cum for me. Honest.)
Your Cock Stroking Controlling Mistress, Harper
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