Introducing the Wank From Home Wednesdays April Shelter In Place Special! Sorry, too many capitalized words there? I know, it is a little excessive, isn’t it? In my defense, I got excited. You already know that I don’t personally offer very many opportunities to enjoy a discount or special deal on sessions. Heck, I don’t often offer up sessions as prizes in contests, either! But, I thought that in the spirit of collaborative effort, community support, and helping you out during this rough time, I’d whip up a super special deal just for you.

Do you Wank From Home, or do you Work From Home?

Wank from home with Harper 800 601 7259You already know that masturbation is good for you; it boosts your immune response, reduces stress, and creates feelings of relaxation and peace. You should definitely masturbate and wank a whole lot more. But, if you’re working from home right now, you’ve probably discovered that the time, privacy, and peace required to successfully wank from home is in short supply. You’re in luck, because I’ve been thinking of you, the poor masturbation slut and chronic wanker who just can’t seem to find the time to rub one out.

Here’s how you’re going to find the time and space to finally masturbate in peace:

You have an appointment for work that you cannot miss, it’s super important, and you’ll need some privacy to deal with this. Sadly, you’ll have to use some headphones to listen to the chat, while you’re sequestered away from the house. “Sorry, honey, I can’t take a break to go clean out the gutters just now, I’m afraid I’ve got a work meeting.” Meanwhile, you’re somewhere nice and private, with your headphones and your computer, happily working from home. Er, sorry, wanking from home. The headphones? Are so you can hear my voice, obviously. I talk, you text.

The special deal?

Here’s the details for you: This special price will apply on Wednesdays in April 2020, as a special gift from me to you to make your social distancing and shelter in place travails more entertaining and sexy. The deal also applies ONLY to sexytexting sessions, or Skype sessions. Let your fingers do the talking, and you’ll get some pretty sweet returns. Purchase a ten minute sexy texting session in order to wank from home and I’ll top you off with an extra five minutes, bringing you to fifteen minutes with me. A twenty minute session gains ten extra minutes, a half hour gets an extra fifteen. That’s right, I’m giving you an extra 50% bonus time on sexy text sessions with Harper on Wednesdays in April.

Fine print:

It’s not that fine a print! You can’t just call on the phone and get your bonus minutes, this is for sexy texting only. You can’t expect anyone else in the Enchantrix Empire to follow along with the same extra awesome bonus wank from home time. I mean, you can ask ’em, and I suggest you do so, but expect my super special awesome bonus time to be universal? I wish I had that much power, but I don’t. You can only get your bonus time on Wednesdays in April, and your bonus time does not carry over to the next day, or to other sessions with me! And the bonus time does not carry over to other Mistresses, either!

Join me for Work From Home Wednesdays, and transform it into Wank From Home Wednesdays!

Bring a little sexy fun and spice to your work week, and enjoy badass bonus time for every sexy texting session you book with me! Want an appointment? Email me to set it up: harper@enchantrixempire.com.

One more time, in chart format:

  • Book ten minutes, get fifteen.
  • Book twenty minutes, get thirty,
  • Book thirty minutes, get forty five.

Only Wednesdays in April, 2020, only with Harper, only sexy texting sessions.

Happy April! Your Wank From Home and Let Me Watch Mistress, Harper