Did you know you can call me, text me, or even Skype me?!

It’s true! To set up your text or Skype session, drop me an email with your preferred time and username, and I’ll reach out to you to confirm your reserved session. After we’ve got those little details squared away, I’ll direct you to Sexy Texting, our portal for all things text and Skype, and pretty soon we’ll  be chatting about dicks and sissies and maybe even an erotic virtual foot rub! BUT!!! There are a few things you can do ahead of time to make sure that your text and Skype sex escapades are smooth and fun.

Before you arrange to Skype with me:

If you’re on your computer, or a mobile phone, you need to download and set up Skype. You’d think this was an obvious step, and yet you’d be surprised how often I have to wait while an eager stroker wastes his boner on downloading and tweaking his settings. I want you to tweak your cock, not your goddamn settings! Don’t leave me waiting: download Skype before you decide to try it out for the first time. After you download the program, do a test call to make sure your connection is good: search for “Echo” or “test call”, then, call that entity. It’s like an answering machine that will prompt you to record a message. If, after you’ve recorded yourself, you can hear the playback, you’re golden! If you can’t, you’ll need to check your settings. Click your profile, select ‘settings’, and then make sure the right microphone and speaker combination are selected. Retry your test call. Rinse and repeat until you’ve got all your issues squared away. You’re on your way to a great Skype sex call!

During our session:

Skype actually has really good sound capabilities. Where phone lines tend to cut off the bottom and top sound frequencies to help compress and make it less of a load for the system to carry, Skype allows full frequency sound transmission. And, Skype has smart algorithms that auto adjust your microphone’s pickup. If you sit too far back from your microphone, it will adjust the pickup upward to capture your voice (along with every other sound in the room you’re in!) However, this higher pickup means that when I talk, the microphone will now pick up the echo of my voice in the room, and create feedback. You don’t need to be right up on your microphone, but you do need to be within two feet, three at the max. I know, you want to be able to show me all of yourself, I get it! So, for those situations, move away from the mic, show off for me, and then scoot back in nice and close. You can also reduce the pickup of ambient sounds by arranging to be in a smaller space, possibly with sound baffling materials like cloth or curtains. In your bed is an excellent choice, as the fabric muffles room sounds, bedrooms are usually smaller spaces, and, you’ll be very comfortable lounging casually in bed with me for your Skype sex session!

To sum up:

Drop me an email to arrange a text or Skype session, and I’ll get back with you to reserve your session. Make sure that your program is installed and up to date, and that your microphone and speakers are working properly before the session. During the session, don’t be afraid of the microphone, and get cozy and up close with the mic!

I’d love to hear you and see you during our erotic sessions, and Skype is great for that! I highly recommend the program, it’s a lot of fun. Follow my Skype sex tips for a great time, and call me the next time you’re feeling naughty.