Bored at home? Stuck in your own house with nothing to do? Try sexy texting! Join the modern world and enjoy the wonders of a little sexting fun. Let your fingers do the communicating, in the safety and privacy of your home office. I’m sure you already know all about trying to find some private time in order to take care of your personal needs, but I’ve got some hints and tricks to help you carve out some time and space to take care of yourself, if you know what I mean.
When you’re in sudden close proximity to your roommates and house mates, or even family members, privacy can be hard to find.
What’s a desperate horny fella to do, stuck at home during a global pandemic? You can try the open and honest method: tell your roomies that if you don’t get some private time to rub one out you’re going to lose what’s left of your sanity, so could they please just put on some headphones and pretend you don’t exist for a couple hours? Ye Olde Sock On The Door is a good option, too, given that most people will absolutely think twice before trying to barge into your room if you’ve put a sock on the doorknob. You could also try the passive methods, like simply locking the bedroom door, ignoring the pounding when they inevitably decide you’ve been in there long enough, and try to claim you were so deeply asleep you didn’t hear them trying to get in. Or just go wank in the shower, that’s good too. But what are you going to do when you decide you need some no strings attached sex? Sexy texting, I’m tell you!
Have you ever gone too long without taking the time to take care of yourself?
I’m talking about the worst possible case of blue balls you’ve ever had here! Not only is it important to release some pent up tension, but masturbation actually does improve your immune response and can make it easier for your body to fight off infections, both bacterial and viral. Finding the time to give yourself a nice orgasm is important for your health, sanity, and immune response. But, while you’re at home with your nearest and dearest, you may find yourself with far less time in which to take care of your masturbatory needs. Make the time, darling. You need to masturbate, alone or with someone to help you out: whether on the phone, via skype, in the Virtual World, or through some sexy texting, make the time.
Let’s schedule a “work meeting” and do some sexy texting!
Send me an email to inquire about possible appointment slots, and I’ll get right back to you. We can chat via skype or discord, your choice! When your appointment comes around, head to SexyTexting.com and do what you need to do to pay for your session. After I’ve got you all verified and squared away, your ‘meeting’ will begin. You can even opt for a lopsided session: wear your headphones and you can listen to me speak, while you type your responses to me! Total and utter privacy for your session, and no one will be able to tell that you’re not very focused on your work meeting. Let’s get together to discuss your productivity numbers and how you’re going to maximize your output for me during this very trying time. (And by productivity and output, of course I mean edges and orgasms!)
Want to wank, talk dirty, or at least have a little private fun? There’s a way we can provide!
Please remember to practice social distancing and isolation from other folks: you’re helping to slow down the spread of this illness so that our hospitals don’t become overwhelmed. Do your part, and I promise to do mine: I’ll stay home all day, just to accommodate your appointments and “work meetings”. We may be separate in space, but we can still be very intimate and close. Jerk off with me, and get your immune boost and a little private time with yourself, your dick, and your Mistress! Schedule your sexy texting session today.
Your Sexy Texting Mistress, Harper
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