I’ve got ass on my mind.

Your ass, to be precise. You see, I’ve had about ten different guys lately call me up for some edging fun, and out of those ten, only one came prepared with a toy for his ass. I was shook! I cannot believe how many men aren’t prepared for a little anal play and anal edging mixed into their edging games. Dudes, my fellas, homies, guys. Pro-tip: your prostate is part of your genitalia.

Before you get all grossed out and start whining about how you’re not gay, let me stop you.

I don’t care if you’re gay, straight, pan, bi, aromantic, whatever. If you have a male body, you have a prostate, and you need to get on exploring that, right now. Your prostate is located above and behind your balls, inside your body but close to the surface. You can find it by rubbing your finger behind your nuts, in front of your asshole, and pressing gently. Yes, you can do a prostate massage without ever having to stick something up your own ass (if you’re afraid of being gay, gtfo, but if you’re worried about mess, use a fucking glove.) And if you start to worry that liking a little prostate massage and anal edging means you might not be ruler straight, allow me to remind you that totally straight is a statistical rarity, and I doubt that you’re one of the 10% of the human species that is totally and completely never ever attracted to the same gender no matter what. You aren’t that special.

So, your prostate!

Rub and massage your prostate while you’re enjoying your edging games. You’ll discover that it feels really good, enhances your orgasmic pleasure, and makes your eyes roll back in your head when you cum. You’ll also have larger loads, fyi. The prostate plays a role in every orgasm you have, because it helps produce most of the fluid portion of your ejaculate. The sperm comes from the testes, everything else is coming from your prostate. It’s got tons of nerve endings, and rubbing on it will make you feel really good. It’s also a good idea to play with your prostate so you can tell quickly if it’s changing in size or texture (both of which mean you get to go talk to your doctor about it, and catching it early is always better.) It’s a win/win! Anal edging leads to great orgasms, and you can keep in touch (ha ha) with your health in the back-end.

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