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The latest episode of Whore School I discussed Anal Toys!

Harper 1 800 356 6169 anal toysThat’s right, I went over all the things you should, and shouldn’t, stick up your butt! I’ve covered both Toy Safety and Anal Play in previous episodes, but I wanted to really get down into the details for you, about what you can safely shove into your sweet back-door pussy. If you call me to talk dirty, you can ask me to watch you on Skype cam at the same time; I’m always up for a little voyeurism! But, I’ve seen some Things, if you know what I mean. In a session, I do my best to help direct my clients towards anal toys that are safer, or at least less likely to cause you trouble (or get stuck in your butt), but sometimes there’s just no stopping a horny slut from sitting on a fucking carrot.

If you’re interested in anal play, listen to the podcast!

Listen to “WS 142 Safe Sex Toys for Anal Play” on Spreaker.
I love watching my slutty bitches discover the other thing their asses are for! You have a lovely prostate, and it can really benefit from regular anal play, plus it feels amazing! If you’re the lazy sort of stroke slut, who’d like to stick your choice of anal toys in and then lay back and enjoy, try the Aneros! It’s meant to be a hands free prostate massage toy, that takes advantage of the rhythmic contractions of your sphincter to drive you towards an amazing orgasm. If you’d like to be a little more ‘hands on’, try my favorite combo: solid silicone dildo and a Hitachi Magic Wand! Insert, place the vibe against the base of the toy, and work those hips like the slut you are!

Now, in the show I talk a lot about bad anal toys.

Don’t worry if you have one of the less savory sorts of toy for your ass! Everyone gets suckered in by those brightly colored vibrating toys made from questionable plastics. You can still enjoy your anal toys, even if they’re probably not the best thing to stick inside yourself. Just add a condom! If your toy lacks a flange, and you’re worried about it getting stuck, use a Skynn brand condom: they’re very stretchy, and will most likely not be pulled in with the toy, thus leaving you with a wee little handle to try to get it back out again. Of course, if you do get an anal toy stuck, don’t hesitate to go to your ER. They’ve seen worse, I promise you, and getting that thing back out again can be a group effort. Don’t let your pride prevent you from getting help. And for goodness sake, learn from your lesson: frequent flyers for anal toys stuck in the ass at the local ER get put on their wall o’shame!