I know you want to eat cum.
Oh, don’t deny it! You can try to tell me that you don’t want to eat cum, that you’ve never ever thought about it, that you would never want to… and I’ll laugh in your face. Liar. Of course you’ve thought about it. All men have thought about it. It is a fact of nature that to have a penis and ejaculate leads directly to being curious about the jizz that comes spraying out of it. You’ve wondered what it tastes like, and odds are good that you have tasted your own cum already.
Statistically speaking, most men know what their jizz tastes like.
But see, I’m not just talking about knowing what your cum tastes like. I’m talking about full on absolute chowing down on a load of cum. You want to eat cum. Your own cum, another man’s cum, the cum my lover just put in my pussy; you want it all. There’s such a fine line and slippery slope between thinking idly about tasting your own precum and becoming totally turned on by the idea of a cream pie of a pussy, and you passed over that line long ago. Otherwise, why would you be reading my blog about it?
Since we both know that you want to eat cum, let’s stop beating around the bush, shall we?
Bring your cum licking face over here and open up nice and wide, slut. I know you’re a whore for it, and I know you fucking want it, so stop crying about how you’re “not gay” and lick it up. Cum on a plate, in a cup, on a piece of toast; hike your legs up a wall and cum on your own face; lick a load off my feet, or out of my pussy, but goddamn, bitch. Eat cum and clean up your mess, you cum eating slut.
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I would gladly lick the cum off your beautiful feet Mistress !
I want to eat my own cum? Are you sure Mistress Harper? I can’t remember. I’m still in daze right now… have I ever eaten it for you?
Who cares if eating cum makes you gay? Being gay for Mistress is a privilege and a pleasure if she desires it to be so? You are correct to demand a bitch to open that mouth and fill it with anything you shove in it!
Goddess Harper:
I have never eaten my own cum (not much in the cum dept. now due to meds) because I have been to busy eating real men’s cum. Yummy, yummy, yummy I love cum in my tummy and the taste of fresh man milk.
XOXOXO
Jizzelle
Ms Harper, it’s amazing how many guys use the “I’m not gay!” line in defense of not exploring their sexuality further. I think a pussy cream pie is a good place to start for most.
Well the election results are still cumming so we’ll see in but I voted for more cum eating, cum licking, cum drinking, cumming on a plate, in a cup, on a piece of toast, on my face and in/on your pussy, eating that cream pie and that cum buttered muffin… what did I leave out? Plenty. Saving cum, all of the above for a 2 Mistress call ; )
Toss in a bowl, a straw… um… well I think the prop covers it all. Let’s hope it passes!
Yes, Mistress Harper, I do want to eat my own cum for you. I will obey you and eat my cum when you order me to do so.
I also love swallowing other men’s cum — obviously, since I’m a sissy faggot cocksucker.
You know what I am.