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Cum Eating Instructions Simplified

If you listened to last week’s Whore School, you may now be curious about Cum Eating Instructions.

Never fear, for I am here to both create and nurture your new fetish for cum eating! Let’s start with a little review, shall we? Cum Eating is a fetish for licking up a load of jizz. . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Instructions Simplified

Cum Eating Slut

That’s right, I’m looking at my favorite cum eating slut right now.

Hi ‘D’. I see you, when you get so horny and desperate to lick up your load for me. Those increasingly horny emails you send me, begging to cum for me, to use a spoon and lick it all up, those are . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Slut

Crossdressed Cum Eating: Your New Favorite Hobby

Why is crossdressed cum eating your new favorite hobby?

Simple. Because I want it to be. I want you on your knees, begging for a load of cum from a real man’s dick, wearing pretty panties and a cute bra and just fucking moaning for it. I love to take you down a peg . . . → Read More: Crossdressed Cum Eating: Your New Favorite Hobby

Cum Eating For Christmas

Tell me what you need.

It’s important to broaden your horizons and try new things — like cum eating!

I know not many people enjoy a dollop of cum in their morning coffee, or as a part of their evening snack, but I have to tell you that there’s a lot of fun . . . → Read More: Cum Eating For Christmas

Cum Eating For My Amusement

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to swallow his cum.

Now, I was young, naive, and sexually inexperienced. So I didn’t realize there needed to be some lead up to taking that load of cum. I thought going out for dinner at a nice steak restaurant, having some bacon wrapped asparagus as . . . → Read More: Cum Eating For My Amusement

Small Penis Humiliation and Cum Eating

I love small cocks!

They’re so small, and cute, and unthreatening. Harmless. Teensy. Itsy-bitsy and adorable. I just want to pinch them, and wiggle them around, and try to stretch them out to make them as big as they can get. It’s soo cute how they try so hard to stand up all tall . . . → Read More: Small Penis Humiliation and Cum Eating

Tease, Denial, Cum Eating — Flash Fictions!

Flash Fiction One: May 8, Tease:

When her fingers closed around his cock, he breathed sharply in. Holding his moans behind clenched teeth, he endured her clever hands torment and prayed for it to never end. (30 words)

Flash Fiction Two: May 9, Denial:

He’d gotten used to being told ‘No.’ The rhythm of . . . → Read More: Tease, Denial, Cum Eating — Flash Fictions!

CumEating for Your Fun and My Pleasure

Like chastity play, cum eating games are on the rise in popularity.

I can see why, frankly. Both chastity and cum eating are fantastic activities to do with your Mistress. And, to be honest with yourself, you know you’re not going to do either chastity or cum eating without a little help, a wee . . . → Read More: CumEating for Your Fun and My Pleasure

Eat Cum For Mistress Harper

I know you want to eat cum.

Oh, don’t deny it! You can try to tell me that you don’t want to eat cum, that you’ve never ever thought about it, that you would never want to… and I’ll laugh in your face. Liar. Of course you’ve thought about it. All men have thought . . . → Read More: Eat Cum For Mistress Harper

Eat Your Cum For Us

I was having a nice chat with Miss Molly, one of our Live Help Princesses, about our favorite sorts of fetishes.

I asked her what her first thought was when I said “dirty, nasty, kinky fun”, and she answered “Cum eating! Getting guys to wank for us and then lap it up like dirty . . . → Read More: Eat Your Cum For Us