Down here in Texas, Cinco de Mayo is a big holiday.

Tiny history lesson for the gringos in the audience: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day. Oh no, it’s much more important to America than that. You see, France was trying to cut through Mexico (annexing along the way) in order to go to the aid of the Confederacy during the American Civil War. Mexico defeated the French invasion, thereby denying the traitor states of the Confederacy the aid of the French army, and arguably turning the tide of the Civil War in favor of the Union forces.

This year, to commemorate Cinco de Mayo, I’m throwing a Stroker de Mayo party!

We’re not going to wear sombreros and ponchos and call each other ‘ese‘, though there may be some righteous Mexican beer involved.  My party will involve stroking your dick for me, while watching lots of lovely interracial porn. Oh yeah. I’m going to find the biggest dicked Latino and Black porn stars that I can, and you’re going to watch what they do with those enormous dark cocks. Let’s celebrate both the supremacy of the Mexican Army as well as the inevitable fall of the Confederacy by getting off to huge cocks and mocking tiny white pricks!

I’m in the mood to be a little mean to pathetic small dicks, so Stroker de Mayo is going to get raunchy this year.

You know you have to catch me in a mood, sometimes, when I’m feeling the need to drive you to tears over the inadequacy of your penis… It’s Masturbation May, so I do want to have you stroke for me, but I also want to help break down white supremacy at the same time. It’s a quandry, and one that I’m so pleased to have found an answer to. Stroker de Mayo! The celebration of all things long, hard, and dark skinned. Andre will be there, and Miguel, too. If you beg just right, I may let you suck cock for me.

Follow the Masturbation May train to your next destination!

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