When you’ve got a ridiculously tiny penis, it’s easy to go to extreme lengths when humiliating you.
Truly tiny penises are so ridiculous looking that it’s easy to get carried away with mocking and laughter. I do try to remember to be compassionate towards the lesser endowed, but sometimes my sensual humiliation skills fail in the face of a micropenis. A micropenis just invites extreme small penis humiliation! Once I get started, I just keep going and going, sometimes for entire orders of magnitude further than I should.
What do I mean when I say ‘orders of magnitude further’ with small penis humiliation?
Let’s say you’ve got a one sad incher of a prick. We’re talking micro mini penis here. So tiny it’s surprising, and the natural inclination is to ask if it’s hard yet, even when it’s plainly standing up as tall as it can. One order of magnitude is ten times larger than what you’ve got to offer. So my lover has a cock that is a literal order of magnitude larger than what’s in your pants.
My small penis humiliation usually focuses on how thin, or short, or generally unimpressive your pricklette is.
Sometimes my small penis humiliation can go to great lengths and really dig deep, cutting a huge, wrecked swathe through your ego (such as it is.) Instead of merely commenting on the size and girth, or lack thereof, I’ll branch out and start comparing all the things that would be more satisfying than your pathetic dick. If you’re a micropenis, I bet it’s upsetting to be told my strappon is bigger than you. But would you start to cry if I told you my limp packing cock was bigger than your tiny dick? If I pulled out Mr. Limpy in all it’s silicone flacid glory, and compared it to your straining ‘hard’ prick? Five inches soft, while here’s yours, hard, and it’s all so sad.
I do try to keep my SPH within set limits, but really, sometimes your dick motivates me to really cut loose. Can you blame me?
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Harper there are several advantages to dating those of us who are less endowed.
1) You can always walk the day after
2) Your girlfriends will never try to steal him from you
3) He probably has a big truck, that’s useful for hauling stuff around
4) If he ever cheats on you, you have the satisfaction of knowing she wasn’t satisfied
5) You can win any argument without saying a word, just hold up your thumb and index finger
6) You know he always caries a pair of spare socks with him, handy if your socks get wet
ROFL! Alice, your list is perfection. On point. 😉
I was always fond of the roller coaster analogy here: “You must be ‘this tall’ to ride this ride.” How “tall” is that for You personally, Ms. Harper?
If it’s shorter than four inches it’s no use to me. Four, it’s a pity fuck. Five? more pity. Six is nice, Seven is excellent, Eight is wonderful… Longer than that is a waste, unless we’re doing anal. lol!
Love the pun in the title!
ha ha! I’m so glad you caught it!
boom, on a roll!
Of course I had already seen this one 🙂