Harper 1 800 356 6169Er, I meant, Winter Blue Balls!

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that for the Northern hemisphere this upcoming winter is going to be a doozy. All the forecasts talk about doom and gloom, with Polar Vortexes and cold snaps and freezing your balls off all winter long. Brace yourselves, winter is coming and it’s pissed off.

To honor the cold winter season, I’m introducing my personal pets to a new game.

Winter Blue Balls!

That’s right, darlings. I’m going to help you stay warm and give you something to look forward to all in one! It’s important to have something positive to look forward to when the weather is gloomy and gray. And staying nice and toasty is likewise important when it’s balls cold out. I know I’ll be sitting with a rosy glow just thinking of how terribly blue your balls are going to be.

From now until the start of the 12 Days of Christmas, you’re going to be working on your Blue Balls for me!

Well, there’s going to be levels, for those who can’t quite make it all the way to December 14th. See how kind I am?

  • Level 1: Thanksgiving Day. For this level, each day from now until Thanksgiving, you need to edge five times. No orgasm! Remember, this is about Blue Balls!
  • Level 2: The start of the 12 Days of Christmas on December 14th. Five edges per day, all the way to the December 14th! You can last this long, can’t you?
  • Level 3: Christmas Day. Five edges every day from now until Christmas! Just think of how sore and blue your balls are going to be by then!

Christmas Day, for those who make it that far, is going to be such a happy day!

If you’re participating in the Winter Blue Balls challenge, drop me an email at harper@enchantrixempire.com to let me know. I’ll set you up with a spreadsheet for tracking purposes and accountability. This is on the honor system, now, so no cheating!

What do you get if you make it through the Winter Blue Balls challenge?

In addition to a fantastic orgasm, if you make it all the way to December 25th, with five edges per day, no orgasms before the big day, an up to date and filled in tracking sheet… I’ll do a free call with you in the evening of the 25th, ten minutes, just so I can hear you finally release those aching blue balls from their agony. I want to hear the big payoff! So get those emails to me, and start stroking and edging now.