Er, I meant, Winter Blue Balls!
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that for the Northern hemisphere this upcoming winter is going to be a doozy. All the forecasts talk about doom and gloom, with Polar Vortexes and cold snaps and freezing your balls off all winter long. Brace yourselves, winter is coming and it’s pissed off.
To honor the cold winter season, I’m introducing my personal pets to a new game.
Winter Blue Balls!
That’s right, darlings. I’m going to help you stay warm and give you something to look forward to all in one! It’s important to have something positive to look forward to when the weather is gloomy and gray. And staying nice and toasty is likewise important when it’s balls cold out. I know I’ll be sitting with a rosy glow just thinking of how terribly blue your balls are going to be.
From now until the start of the 12 Days of Christmas, you’re going to be working on your Blue Balls for me!
Well, there’s going to be levels, for those who can’t quite make it all the way to December 14th. See how kind I am?
- Level 1: Thanksgiving Day. For this level, each day from now until Thanksgiving, you need to edge five times. No orgasm! Remember, this is about Blue Balls!
- Level 2: The start of the 12 Days of Christmas on December 14th. Five edges per day, all the way to the December 14th! You can last this long, can’t you?
- Level 3: Christmas Day. Five edges every day from now until Christmas! Just think of how sore and blue your balls are going to be by then!
Christmas Day, for those who make it that far, is going to be such a happy day!
If you’re participating in the Winter Blue Balls challenge, drop me an email at harper@enchantrixempire.com to let me know. I’ll set you up with a spreadsheet for tracking purposes and accountability. This is on the honor system, now, so no cheating!
What do you get if you make it through the Winter Blue Balls challenge?
In addition to a fantastic orgasm, if you make it all the way to December 25th, with five edges per day, no orgasms before the big day, an up to date and filled in tracking sheet… I’ll do a free call with you in the evening of the 25th, ten minutes, just so I can hear you finally release those aching blue balls from their agony. I want to hear the big payoff! So get those emails to me, and start stroking and edging now.
Wow those certainly sound like challenges! I don’t know if the 3rd level would work for me, but I’d like to try that sometime – if only I can get past a couple of weeks of chastity. I’ll have to practice more denial, I think. 🙂
Well, if you start now you can try to not orgasm until the weekend. And if that feels easy, then go until Thanksgiving. Level 1 might be a challenge, but it should be a fairly easy one to overcome. You have to take it in easy steps, and work to increase the amount of time you can last before an orgasm becomes all you think about. 😉
my girlfriend wants me to participate in this challenge so i will. she loves making my balls ache blue.
why do evil women love blue balls so much? they ache so bad.
There’s a lot of reasons, cucked. Because it’s a sign of your submission, and that’s sexy to us. Because we think it’s funny. Because having total control over you even to the point of aching balls is exhilarating.
And because when you finally do orgasm, it’s going to feel SO GOOD. 🙂
my girlfriend has me unload in her mouth so she can spit my cum back in my face. she believes in me having to earn my orgasms by doing dirty things for her.
Your girlfriend clearly has you well in hand! She’s teaching you to love doing those nasty, dirty, kinky things to earn your orgasms!
Oh, Ms. Harper! This is nothing short of fabulous! I could not help but imagine how festive and seasonal those blues are going to be for those who are stepping up to the plate for your edging challenge and aiming to last until December 14 or Christmas. Yes. Those balls will be perfectly colored for the Christmas season. Thank you for such an entertaining post – and creatively putting balls everywhere to the test of time!
I like to do something nice and festive for the holidays. 😉 Helps build anticipation and excitement. lol
What a great challenge, Ms. Harper. I wonder how many horny strokers will be able to complete the challenge? You put them through their edging paces, that’s for sure! I agree that blue is the perfect color for those balls to be for the holiday season. In fact, I’m honestly considering getting blue lights for my Christmas tree this year just as a reminder of how much I enjoy turning those balls blue. Ha! I’ll have to check back and see just how many stroker sluts complete the challenge! But now, for some reason I’ve got the Elton John song “Blue Eyes” in my head… of course I am singing a slightly different version! “Blue balls… stroker’s got… blue balls…” 🙂
I like to keep my strokers on (excuse the pun) edge with interesting challenges and tests. Keeps them on their toes! 😉
Winter is here and I am pissed off! But Ms. Harper, you made me kind of think about it in a more positive light with your blue ball special! It looks like your lucky callers will have a blue Christmas! You have to keep us posted on the progress they make with this wickedly hot assignment!
I will do my best to keep the updates coming! Unlike my guys…
It’s looking a lot like a blue ball Christmas all through out the house. The winter balls will rock. They will keep it in a sock away from their annoying hands. No more stroking for the boys. No more joy in fondling their toys. Their cocks will be lonely and blue. Yes, it will all be because of the Beautiful YOU! LOVE YOU Ms. Harper! 🙂
That comment should be set to a tune and sung! Possibly with a sobbing, begging stroker boy as background vocals. LOL