Harper Owns You; 800 356 6169

Tell me what you need.

I’m not talking about having a fetish for people in workout clothes when I say ‘Fetish Fitness’.

While I often have guys tell me they love the look of my ass in yoga pants, and that they’d really enjoy getting to lick my panties after a workout, Fetish Fitness is something else again. Instead of sitting tamely aside and watching me workout, or enjoying the healthy juiciness of my horny pussy after an envigorating workout, in Fetish Fitness ~you~ get a workout!

What a workout indeed!

Even Jezebel has covered the new craze, focusing on Mistress Anna and her kinky clients. She puts her guys through their paces with the help of full latex bodysuits, nipple clamps and ball weights. No, not kettlebell weights, literal ball weights. On your testicles.

Guys go to her to sweat themselves into a more muscular, slimmer self.

And to get off. Let’s be real here, they go there because it works for them on multiple levels. And I get that! Why not get your needs met in the most fun way possible? It’s genius! Sometimes the only thing motivating me to get to the gym is the thought of having a fantastically hot body with which to crush men’s dreams.

If you’ve been following my Tumblr, then you know I’ve been working out a lot recently.

I’ll admit it: I like to complain about the bits of my workout that are most difficult. But I also exult in the body I’m getting in return for all my hard work! Now, if I could combine my workout with some fun fetish games, I’d be in the gym constantly. How would you like to hold a plank while I work some bicep curls? You don’t get to stop until I do. It’s deceptively easy to do a plank: it’s a pushup, only no up and down, just up. You can last through a set of 15 curls, right? Oh, no, hang on, both arms! And why stop at just one set? Gotta get a full workout in…

I can imagine so many ways to tease and torture you with a good workout.

You’d be so sore the next day! But don’t worry, we’ll keep at it and soon your ability to just keep going and going will be amazing! Three minute planks, a thousand pushups while I sit on your back, and I’ve always wondered if goblet squats were more effective for building muscles than dangling ball weights from your testes. Let’s find out! In the name of science, fun and a good Fetish Fitness workout.

xoxo, Harper