Harper 1 800 356 6169I’ve decided that I need to embrace my Princess side.

You see, in the privacy of my head, I’ve always thought of myself as just a bit of a tomboy. I like to build things, I like to make huge messes and I adore getting to take things apart to see how they work. (Can you see how all three of these traits make me really good at transforming you into a perfect sissy slut? How about the way these traits mean I can crawl right inside your head and take control of your cock?) There’s something deeply satisfying about doing all the more traditionally ‘male’ things, and doing them really well.

But this December, I’m thinking I need to seek a little balance in my life.

I think it’s time to explore being a Princess of a woman. A really girly girl, the sort of female that sits back and directs her covey of adoring males in a dance of servitude, the sort of woman that winds up sitting on a heap of presents come Christmastime, opening each one and rating them on a scale only she understands. New nail polish equals three edges and a teasing fingertip; a trip to the spa earns two orgasms, back to back, and the right to lick my pussy. Panties for me and for you means I’ll wear them at the same time you do, and then tease the ever loving fuck out of you.

Yeah, it’s time to be the Princess I’ve always wanted to be.

This means it’s time for you, my darlings, to be my adoring bevy of males. I need to be worshipped, I need to be lauded and adored. I think I’ll kick things off by asking for poetry. You want my attention, don’t you? Well, attract me. Write me poetry and leave it in a comment – I’ll pick out the top three to feature here, and you’ll get to bask in the jealousy of all the other males who just aren’t worthy enough.

The theme for this weekend will be: “Mistress Harper’s Pussy and what I’d love to do with it.”

Ready, Set, Go!