Welcome, welcome, to Mistress Harper’s church of phone sex, where all who enter in are controlled.

The demons, yes, I say, the demons that have plauged you, tormented you, burnt through your self control, the very demons of Lust and Sex, the demons that run after you crying and taunting you, those demons, through the grace of our Mistress and Owner Harper, the great and divine Priestess of Sacred Sex, will no longer trouble you! Accept the control and guidance of your Divine Mistress and be Freed!

You can probably tell that I have roots in a rather, ah, florid and verbose style of a certain religion.

After all, all four of my great grandfathers were Ministers (except for the one who was a Reverend.) Now there’s me, descended from spiritual people, steeped in the folk beliefs of the deep South and East Texas. I’m fairly certain that in some ways, my ancestors would be shocked. And, at the same time, I bet they’d just shake their heads and say ‘that figures.’

The women in my family have a history of interesting and unique behavior.

We’ve always been so-called Scarlet Women, women of sight; and it’s a family truism that you just don’t ~mess~ with one of us. What we say goes. It’s always been this way, down through the ages. The women set the rules and guide and control the men. Family tradition dictates that the woman is the one who is strong, controlled, and always right. So I come by it naturally. I was born to be a fem dom!

Therefore, come to my church, the Church of Sex and Lust.

I’ll control your cock, own your soul and make your life better. I know what you really want and need, and hearing you try to deny it is amusing to me. Let me guide you, help you, and heal your lustful desires… you’ll be happier in the long run, just like every male who’s ever had anything to do with one of the powerful women of my family.

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