What’s smaller than your tiny prick? The tiny prick on a shrunken wee man!

I know, the joke’s a bit forced, but it’s still pretty funny. I like to remind men with truly tiny dicks that things could always be worse: I could break open the ol’ voodoo kit and shrink them down like a shrinky-dink. Imagine being the size of an old fashioned G I Joe doll. Eleven inches tall, and stuck that way, at my mercy. Oh yes, you know I do love having tiny men at my mercy…

The giantess fetish is a super fun little fantasy to indulge in.

Whether you’ve fallen into the land of extraordinarily large women, or run afoul of black magic and gotten shrunk, there’s a lot of fun to be had imagining how life would be if you were suddenly Lilliputian in size. Tiny wee men would need the assistance of the giant women around them for everything! Getting food, water, shelter, all at the whim of the women who control the world. It’s the ultimate power fantasy! Being able to pack you up in a little suitcase, carry you around, and then do as I pleased with you? Oh yeah, I’m down for that. Your shrinking fetish can be so much fun to play with!

As with all things kinky and perverted, I like to mix and match my fetishes. Giantess plus sissy!

I always turned my Ken dolls and Joe’s into crossdressers. Ken looked stunning in Wedding Day Barbie’s white frilly dress, and taking poor ol’ Joe out of his combat gear and into something a whole lot more comfortable was always fun. This time, you’ll be my dress up toy, and I’m going to enjoy changing you into the cutest little dresses! I’ll even sew up dresses, and crochet lace for you! Tiny wee shoes, and of course, you’ll need long hair for me to brush and style. I remember those dolls with the makeup you could put on and off with hot and cold water: this time it’s going to be real makeup applied with tiny brushes!! You’re going to look so cute.

And when you’re all dressed up, and I’ve had my fun, I suppose I can let you pleasure me.

Why, yes, I have done unspeakable things with a Barbie doll. I grew up in a very conservative household, with a rampaging sex drive; what else did you think I used to experiment with? It’s your turn, now, tiny man. Feet first or head first, they both hold amusement for me. Take a deep breath, you’re gonna be down there for a while.

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