Free Audio Files

Welcome to the Free Erotic Audios Page!

Here you can find as close to all of the free erotic audios I’ve created over the years as I could manage. I know, long lists of links isn’t appealing, but there are very honestly a lot of audios! You can enjoy all this for free, but remember: if you steal my voice and use it on your porn vids, you absolutely do NOT have my permission to post your porn with MY voice on any online site for sharing pornos. Don’t do it. If I catch you, I’ll DMCA your porn, and if I figure out who did it, I’ll ban you from calling me ever again. I am not kidding. I do this for a living. If you want my voice so badly, you can pop over to the Custom Erotic Audio page and pay me to create something for you. I will do this! You can have my voice for your porn videos! You just have to pay for it first. Clear? Great. Enjoy the freebies here!

Learn about who Harper is by listening to my Bio Audios!

Sexy Audio Recording by Harper 800 601 7259

BDSM and Kinky Community How To’s

Welcome to the BDSM Community!How to introduce your fetish to your partner
Kinky party do’s and don’ts
Your first munch
How to survive community drama
How to negotiate a scene
Slavery and Personhood
How to get a Mistress’ attention
Safe and Sane BDSM
Simplified Cum Eating Instructions
What is Pegging?

 

You may enjoy listening to my Stress Relief Meditation, or my Tantric Breathing Meditation! Either is fantastic for a short reminder to be here, now, instead of off in your own head stressed and isolated. For those who really love my Halloween stories, I’ve got stuff in the works for you! Here’s the Tentacle Sex and Cum Inflation story, and the rest will appear here as I record and edit them.

Do you have any idea how many free erotic audios I’ve created over the years? You’re in for a treat! Just remember: as hot and fun as these audios can be, nothing compares to a live one on one session with me. Don’t get so wrapped up listening that you forget to pick up your phone and call me!

Listen to my collected audios here.

Don’t worry, they’re all PG13! The links will auto-play when you click on them, so plug in your headphones first.

Audios from 2023 and earlier!

Yet MORE free erotic audios! Remember to take a break and drink some water!

Did you make it all the way to the end? Email Mistress Harper with the super secret pass code “Pineapple Fucker” and let her know you’ve listened to all the audios on the free audio page, and you’ll get a prize!