Do You Know Your Place?

There’s a lot of buzz right now around the idea of the alpha male.

We all know who the real alphas in this world are, right? Strong, manly, willing to take charge and get things done, these men have huge cocks and it shows in their confidence and personal power. All the rest of you are mere betas, weak willed, wimpy guys with teeny tiny cocks. You get turned down all the time by the women around you, because you’re just not good enough.

Let’s face it: you really aren’t good enough.

You go through your life with a chip on your shoulder, angry at life and everyone around you, because you feel as though you’ve been (ahem) short changed. Life just seems to fall a little shy of where you want it too, and things never really live up to their full potential. If only some hot, intelligent, fantastic woman would realize that what she really needs is a “nice guy” instead of a drooling neanderthal, amirite?

And that right there would be your real problem.

It’s not just that you have a tiny pathetic dick. It’s that you have a tiny pathetic dick ~and~ you think you deserve a hot woman. As though we were prizes handed out to the winners of a personality contest. Darlings, let me tell you: women are not prizes to be won. We’re people, just like you. We have things we want, things we need, stuff we dream about. Whole entire personalities and minds just waiting to be plumbed and connected with!

Where do you belong?

On your knees, thanking your Mistress for the privilege of serving Her. On your knees, begging and pleading for the smallest crumb of Our attention. You belong right here, debasing yourself and asking for forgiveness for ever thinking that you could ‘win’ any woman’s attention with what pathetic offerings you bring.

You belong on your knees.