Lube For Every Occasion

by | Aug 22, 2017 | Sex Toy Review

There is a lube for every occasion! That’s right, I’m about to educate you about the wide wonderful world of slippery fun lube! There’s so many different sorts of lube out there it’s easy to become confused. That trip to the sex store seems so...

Simone and I Went Shopping

by | Sep 10, 2014 | Sex Toy Review

So, if you follow my Tumblr, you already know that Ms Simone and I went shopping. Well, we went shopping after we went out to eat and before we put our new toys through their paces, but, the thing is shopping happened. We did our best to revitalize the mall! No makeup...

The Importance of Good Toys

by | Jul 13, 2013 | Sex Toy Review

A good, high quality toy is one of the best investments you’ll ever make. As humans, play is one of our basic drives. Maslow’s hierarchy of needs may not explicitly place ‘play’ as a need, but it is deeply implied. When we act to meet our need...

Review: Mr. Limpy (large)

by | Jul 11, 2012 | Sex Toy Review

I’ve written before about playing with gender, and the games I like to play. I thought I’d write a little more on the subject, and at the same time, give my opinion of the Fleshlight brand Mr. Limpy packing cock. When I was thinking about getting myself a...

Sex and Mischief Bondage Tape Review

by | Jun 6, 2012 | Sex Toy Review

I had the opportunity to try out Sportsheet’s Sex and Mischief Bondage Tape recently. Let me start out by telling you that I had a whole lot of fun with the tape. I’d heard good things and bad things about bondage tapes, and so I really wanted to put this package...

Review: Icicles No. 8

by | Feb 17, 2012 | Sex Toy Review

The Icicles No. 8 is a glass dildo. Ok, so that’s really dry sounding, isn’t it? The No. 8 is a finely crafted piece of art, molded from the finest of Pyrex glass and designed to please the sexual organs of all human beings. The ways you can make use of...