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Blog Train to Hell

Get on board the Blog Train to HELL!!!

Ok, that might be just a little bit hyperbolic, but c’mon! Halloween is my favorite holiday, season, aesthetic, feel, and mood. The “Blog Train to Hell” is our little way of celebrating all that is spooky, kooky, and fun (and creepy) about Halloween. If the line . . . → Read More: Blog Train to Hell

Blasphemy Fetish Audio For Sale Now!

Indulge your curiosity about the blasphemy fetish with a sexy new audio.

“Horny cocksucking sluts like you tend to get lost in dirty fantasies whenever time permits. You know you’ve caught yourself thinking about sucking cock in the most inappropriate and inopportune moments. But have you thought about getting caught fantasizing about sucking cock . . . → Read More: Blasphemy Fetish Audio For Sale Now!

Erotic Blasphemy

I know that the idea of the blasphemy fetish isn’t for everyone.

I mean, not everyone is into cum eating, or pantie sniffing, or being mystically transformed into a slutty woman and kept as a slave to do my every bidding. I get that. But, I do think more people should give a little . . . → Read More: Erotic Blasphemy

Unholy Blasphemy Sex

Let’s get kinky, and fuck like God’s watching!

Sometimes I get in the mood to really piss off the religious right. Those times call for unholy blasphemy sex. I’m not talking about the sorta vanilla Baby Jesus Butt Plug, although for the chronically vanilla that can be quite a thrill; I’m talking about let’s . . . → Read More: Unholy Blasphemy Sex

Duchess Willow the Duchess of Hope

Duchess Willow is the Duchess of Hope, but she’s also the Switch Mistress of Despair and endless longing.

After I wrote about the joys of providing domestic service for Willow, one of our dear fans wrote us a lovely bit of fan erotica! Read on for Alice’s story about torment and hope at the . . . → Read More: Duchess Willow the Duchess of Hope

Cuckold to a Big Cock

If you’ve got a tiny pecker, I bet you’ve thought about being a cuckold to a big cock.

See, it’s not hot if your wife runs out to fuck a dude with a little pricklet like yours. Where’s the fun in that? Obviously she’s your hot wife, the object of your every sexual fantasy, . . . → Read More: Cuckold to a Big Cock

Erotic Audio A Palooza

And now for something completely different: all the erotic audios you might have missed!

Let’s start with a gem from last month: Psychic Mistress. Ever call one of those psychic lines? Did you wind up feeling unheard, invisible, as though they didn’t really connect with you? You won’t have that problem with me, because . . . → Read More: Erotic Audio A Palooza

Stroker de Mayo

Down here in Texas, Cinco de Mayo is a big holiday.

Tiny history lesson for the gringos in the audience: Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day. Oh no, it’s much more important to America than that. You see, France was trying to cut through Mexico (annexing along the way) in order to . . . → Read More: Stroker de Mayo

Lesbian Erotica

As you know, I’ve got a contest for Whore School…

Oh, you didn’t know? Well then, let me tell you all about it. For Whore School, I’m challenging each and every one of you to write me both erotica and some porn. What’s the difference? If you listened to Erotica on Whore School, you’d . . . → Read More: Lesbian Erotica

Giantess Loves Tiny Men

What’s smaller than your tiny prick? The tiny prick on a shrunken wee man!

I know, the joke’s a bit forced, but it’s still pretty funny. I like to remind men with truly tiny dicks that things could always be worse: I could break open the ol’ voodoo kit and shrink them down like . . . → Read More: Giantess Loves Tiny Men