Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays!

Remember the rules for the holidays: Do not bankrupt yourself to buy gifts for anyone. Perfection is the enemy of good: lower your standards a little! Take time to rest and relax. Yours is not the only holy day; Happy Holidays acknowledges everyone’s beliefs,...
Blog Train to Hell

Blog Train to Hell

Get on board the Blog Train to HELL!!! Ok, that might be just a little bit hyperbolic, but c’mon! Halloween is my favorite holiday, season, aesthetic, feel, and mood. The “Blog Train to Hell” is our little way of celebrating all that is spooky,...

Erotic Inspiration

It can be very easy to get stuck in a rut, erotically. You know how you can do your nightly routine, brush your teeth, put on your pj’s, jump into bed, and then jerk off? And how every single night you use the exact same fantasy to get your nightly nut? Erotic....

Slutty Sexy Happy New Year!

All I want for you in 2018 is that you have the slutty sexy happy new year you deserve. That’s right. Leave everything else on the side, and drill down to brass tacks here. You deserve to be slutty sexy, and happy! No matter what else is going on, no matter how...

Erotic Audio A Palooza

And now for something completely different: all the erotic audios you might have missed! Let’s start with a gem from last month: Psychic Mistress. Ever call one of those psychic lines? Did you wind up feeling unheard, invisible, as though they didn’t...

Lesbian Erotica

As you know, I’ve got a contest for Whore School… Oh, you didn’t know? Well then, let me tell you all about it. For Whore School, I’m challenging each and every one of you to write me both erotica and some porn. What’s the difference? If...