No matter how much you may want to deny it, we all know you like to jerk off.
Hell, every living human on the planet wanks. Literally everyone enjoys a bout of manual erotic stimulation from time to time. Yes, even porn stars masturbate. So it’s no surprise to anyone at all that you like to touch yourself.
The real surprise here is that masturbation is good for you.
The key to lowering your stress, decreasing your blood pressure and increasing your happiness and therefore your longevity is a good spank session. You know how uptight you get when you don’t relieve a little pressure from time to time? We all know you do. I swear, when someone cuts me off on the highway, gives me an ugly look in a store or acts like a douche, I think to myself:
“Someone needs to jerk off more often.”
I get it, I do… sometimes it’s not convenient. For those times, when you’re in sore need of a little stimulation but just can’t find the right time, place or wank material, you could try our fun sexy texting sessions. For wank on the go, you could peruse our audio store for some fantastic fantasy scenarios. Of course, self edging is always a good masturbatory tactic, tho that can backfire on you and make you even more edgy and in need of a good orgasm.
And guys, fyi: when I’m working, I’m in need of a good masturbation session, too.
You need to wank, I need to wank, the VP down the hall enjoys a good jerk session. Feel no shame, gentlemen, and get your cocks out and rock out with me.
xoxo,
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