Alright my bitches, I know you want to follow Harper everywhere.

follow Harper 800 356 6169I can’t blame you! I’m awesome and hilarious, with great self esteem. Who wouldn’t want to be totally all up in the content I’m putting forth online? Losers, that’s who. Like a certain website that starts with T and ends in umblr-full-of-self-righteous-baloney. So let’s start with the basics, for those who haven’t been internet stalking me all this time. If you want to follow Harper online, start with Twitter. At this point, I’ve just resigned myself to living with the typo in my Twitter name. I’m EnchantrxHarper on Twitter, and you should definitely follow me there. Damn near everything will eventually pass through that account, so it’s a great place to get information and updates. Also, I’m a huge dweeb and nerd, so my timeline there is full of bad/good jokes, recipes I like, and chit chat with my followers.

Further places to follow Harper:

You know already that I like to send you on scavenger hunts across all our group blogs, so that’s an obvious one. BUT, I’m also on Mastodon! It’s relatively new-ish, like if Faceborg and Tweeterland had an illegitimate spawn. Join an instance, any instance really, but be sure to follow my profile there! I’m using Mastodon as a more relaxed and conversational social media presence, so it’ll be extra informal and chatty, with some pics and audios and what not. I’m not all up in that ish yet. Yet.

I’m also on bdsmlr, which is just like tumblr only full of porny goodness. Follow me there, too!

Where Tumblr messed their bed, BDSMlr has arisen to fill their niche with all the porny goodness and slutty gifs you can handle! You must be over 18 to even join them, and even then you still can’t post the really illegal and edgy stuff. But at least you can look at “female presenting nipples” there…

If you want to be exposed to even more awesomeness, join our Discord channel!

follow me everywhere 800 601 7259That’s right, I’m on Discord! Friend me there (that sounds dirty but it isn’t), and join either the Whore School channel or the Virtual World channel, or both! Both is good. I do try to keep my contributions topical, but, fuck it. Sometimes we go wildly off topic and wind up just chatting and having a grand ol’ time. Of course, our channels are pretty much PG13, so don’t go bringing your wild sexting chat up in our digital living rooms. Puns about dicks are perfectly ok, talking explicitly about your dick is not. We also moderate our chats, so be nice bitches or else.

I am still deciding what I’m going to do about my Tumblr, honestly.

I could remove anything even remotely salacious (even the pictures of fine art and sand dunes…), and try to re-brand as a vanilla boring person, or I could delete the entire thing to “send a message”. I’m leaning towards re-branding, and then just directing everyone to follow me on my far less uptight platforms for the good stuff, wink wink. I remain deeply annoyed that my adult sex education podcast is “Too Adult” for their platform, but then, that’s rather true to form, isn’t it. I’ll keep you updated, either way!

If you’ve got questions, comments, concerns, of course, drop ’em in a comment here, or find me elsewhere online. Of course, you can always give me a call and speak to me directly!