Every month we have a little vote over on Enchantrix Empire to see who gets to be the next Mistress of the Month. As part of the celebrations, Wellspanked asks the lucky Lady five questions. Here’s the five questions, and my answers to them!

Congratulations to Enchantrix Harper for being voted the Mistress of the Month for November. Listeners of the Cock Radio show on Sunday nights, Whore School with Harper know that she knows what she wants, both for herself and from her subs, and she lets you know in a blunt but humorous style.

Thank you so much Wellspanked! I’m honored to be the Mistress of the Month for November, and I’m glad you find me funny in a good way.

Five Questions

1. If you could change one thing about where you live (realistically or not), what would it be and why?

I think I’d have to reverse some of the effects of climate change, especially in the fall/winter. I remember it used to snow here, and it hasn’t in a while. A good freeze or two in the winter would take care of the mosquitos and help the flower bulbs bloom in the spring, but it’s November 4 and the forecast high for today, here, is 88F. Just ugh.

The Next Question

2. You get to be MotM for what is traditionally No Nut November. Would you want to change “nut” to anything else to deny everyone (or subs) something specific for an entire month?

I think a general culture wide moratorium on interpersonal judgment would be fabulous, but in practice, impossible. Might be a little more workable to ban negative self talk, though! Imagine a whole month in which no one is allowed to put themselves down, no self depreciation, and no calling oneself mean names over perfectly understandable mistakes. Heaven!

Number Three!

3. This is also the Anniversary month LDW. Congratulations to all of LDW for 22 years of the best domination. What is something you think people should celebrate the anniversary of, that normally they don’t? example, losing virginity, getting drunk the for the first time, etc.

Oooh, good question! I think people should celebrate all their first times, and then revisit them in later years to both remember the good times and also see if they can’t one-up themselves. Anniversary of the first time I had Ethiopian food? This time it’s the first time I made Ethiopian food (and then probably ordered take out and had the authentic stuff). First time doing a wine tasting! The anniversary of that time I made a guy cum so hard he hit his own eye with his mess! There’s so many good things to remember and celebrate.

Fourth Question

4. You are, self-proclaimed, unabashedly selfish in bed. Does that translate in some way into your calls or personality as a Mistress?

Sorta, actually. It means that if you call and want me to ‘really orgasm’, you’re getting a show instead. Sorry fellas, but my real orgasms are usually quiet, and intensely inward focused. I’m not talking about it, I’m busy doing it, y’know? So on calls, if you say you wanna hear me scream, just know that I do have a really good porn orgasm noise, but it’s a porn sound, not the way I really sound. To imagine that, just think of some gasps, and then a deep sigh of satisfaction.

Question Number Five:

5. As the host of Whore School, emphasis on “school”, what should everyone should be required to learn? Sexual skill, how to act in polite (or not polite) society, hygiene, directions to the clitoris, anything is possible.

Oof. With over 420 hour long episodes, I think I can say people should start with the very beginner basics and then revisit topics as their skill and knowledge increases to go deeper on the things that call to them. Start with anatomy and physiology, because you can’t talk about bodies without being able to name the parts. Then some Consent 101 (yours and other folks, too), and vanilla sex basics for everyone. From there, you gotta tailor your education to what you’re into. If gender expression and kinky sex is your ‘thing’, study that! If you’re all about maximizing your masturbation, that’s what you should look into.

But also, yes, hygiene for all! Wash your asshole with soap please. It won’t make you gay. It will make you smell better. And don’t use Axe products, those things stink so bad, please, if you smell like Axe I won’t fuck you or play with you. 😉

Who Will Be Mistress of the Month Next?

Thank you very much for taking the time to answer some questions. I hope you enjoy them and we look forward to hearing your answers. Congratulations again on being chosen as Mistress of the Month for No Nut November.

Thank you for asking the questions! I hope I’ve answered fully and completely for you, and that my answers may tease someone into taking the plunge and giving me a call. (Don’t forget to get that five free on any paid session all month long!)

Join the Empire social network (no ads, no algorithm, no annoying assholes), and vote for who you think should be the December Mistress of the Month! It won’t be me, I can’t win it twice in a row, but if your favorite Mistress is also on the Empire, you might luck out and be able to grab those free minutes with HER.

Your Mistress of the Five Questions, Harper