It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Mistress Harper’s Anniversary Month! For those of you who know how an archive on a blog works, it’s pretty easy to figure out how long I’ve been with the Enchantrix Empire. I’ve got to say, time certainly does fly when you’re having fun, and I’ve had a lot of fun all these years. The Winter Holiday season really kicks into high gear this month, with solar holidays and seasonal celebrations, and also our wonderful company-wide deals. But I’m willing to bet you’re hoping for something a little more personal from me, to help you properly celebrate the anniversary of your favorite Mistress.

Mistress Harper’s Anniversary Month Celebration

Happy Holidays from Mistress HarperFor my anniversary this month, I’m offering you all membership in my fan club, gratis! I’m kidding, just kidding. Of course you’re automatically in my fan club, but if you’d like to actually reap a couple rewards, I am kicking off my Custom Erotic Audio Extravaganza Rewards. Spend $250 on custom erotic audios with me and get a free 5 minute custom as my gift to you! That’s a $60 freebie, in case you were doing some quick math in your head. And for every $250, get another free 5 minute custom. If you’ve purchased from me in the past, send me an email and I’ll do some bookkeeping and see where you’re at (some of you eager sluts have already qualified for that free audio, btw!)

Want More From Harper?

Oh, so you’re a greedy slut, I see how it is. Well you’re in luck, because I’m a Hobbit in outlook, and December is also my birthday month. Hobbits don’t get gifts on their birthdays, they give them! Drop me an email and I’ll happily set you up with five extra minutes in sexytexting heaven with me. Yes, you have to buy at least a ten minute session, I can’t add five minutes to nothing. Don’t like real time texting? Why the fuck not? It’s so easy and simple for me to just, poof, extra time for you all Oprah-style. And YOU get five minutes, and YOU get five free! You get that five free ONCE per day, so don’t be too greedy, but DO take advantage all month long.

Need Even More?!!!

Pay attention to Mistress Andi’s Holiday Advent Calendar. On the day that MY gift appears, ALL audio, custom audio, and assignment store offerings will earn you a free five minute custom audio. Buy anything at all in my catalog of kinky fun, on the day my gift appears in he Advent Calendar and then drop me an email to get five minutes of custom audio goodness just for you.

That’s not all. Brace yourselves: For December all audios and assignments in the store are half off. Fifty percent discount! Fuck yeah, suck it bitches.

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New in the audio store this month is a lovely little audio that I think you’ll really enjoy. Cum In Chastity For Mistress Harper is 8 minutes of instruction and advice for those lucky sluts locked in chastity and yearning for an anal orgasm to blow their pipes clean. I’m on a roll, that’s two audios in the store in a row that feature orgasms for everyone! I must have been feeling generous when I created this, because it’s incredibly hot and also basically guarantees a mind blowing prostate based orgasm.

Now THAT’S How I Celebrate An Anniversary AND Birthday!

Free minutes for sexytexting, free custom audios out the wazoo, hot new content for you to have too much fun with, and, just because I know the winter season is full of gloom and darkness: extended hours from moi. You can find me burning the midnight oil (it’s a metaphor, stick with me here) as I’ll be available extra late all month long. Call me, email me, send me smoke signals. Let us work together to bring light and joy into the world, pleasure and happiness, and thus refute entropy. May your Winter Holiday Season be extra bright!

Your Anniversary Badass Mistress, Harper

XOXO, Harper