It’s the most wonderful time of the year, the time we all know and love, and the beginning of something wonderful. Happy Halloween Month, and welcome to my rapid descent into weirder and weirder sorts of porn and self expression. The Halloween Blog Train is in full force, and I highly recommend you follow along for all the posts and goodness we’ve got in store for you. October is also the month we celebrate locking you in chastity, so if the creepy stuff doesn’t work for you I have a solution ready to hand!

Happy Halloween Month!

I make no bones about expressing my love for all things Halloween. In fact, this year you’re likely to get an essay at some point on the erotic energy of coerced transformation stories and how a fear of change can metamorphose into boners over unwilling transformations. Ahem. Anyway, I started my month off early by writing a post for our Giantess Fetish blog, and I personally think it’s hilarious. Go read it, and leave me a comment over there. Comments are love, and also I may roll a die to see if anyone wins something cool. Head to Giantess Harper Enjoys Putting Men In Chastity, and then let me know if you think my version of “men in chastity” is as funny to you as it was to me.

Hop on board the blog train

Happy Halloween Month! Join the Blog Train, get Locked in Chastity, and MORE!Lo these many years ago we started the Halloween Blog Train as a celebration of all things Halloween, creepy, and erotic. For the entire Halloween month we’d post various blogs written by various ladies about all sorts of fun things, and link them all together in one long train. The way it works is, you start at the beginning (this year with Ms Constance and her Giantess Cave) and then follow the links from one to the next. At the end of Ms Constance’s post there’s a link to the next in the chain, and so on all down the line.

The fabulous Ms Lexi gave us a tale of Magic Transformation Cream, and a nice bath after your cave adventures! Ms Delia took some Sissies for a walk in the woods with the Sissies In Enchantrix Forest (oh my, you’ll never look at a forest the same!) Ms Hunter decided that what this forest needed was some Enchantrix Enchanted Forest Cum Eating and Self Sucking because everyone does that in the woods! And then Ms Rachel let the woods express their feminine energies all over your balls with Chastity and CBT in the Glade of Repentance. The week’s not over yet, there’s still Ms Kay Marie and Ms Daphne to go! (I’ll update this post as those go live for you.) Here’s Kay Marie with a Halloween Party for a Sissy, and Daphne’s Skipping Down The Sissy Trail. Ooooh, next week’s gonna be even more fun! But you’ll have to follow the links like a good stroker to find out.

Not feeling the Halloween Month vibe?

Don’t worry if you’re a good God fearing born again washed in the purity believer in sanctity. I promise I only inflict the Blasphemy Fetish on people who ask for it. For those of you who dislike Halloween Month, there’s an alternative activity you can participate in! Locktober! The other reason to love this time of year! Just remember: since Halloween is so impure and unGodly, I’ll be helping you maintain your pure and sinless state by locking your filthy prick in a nice pink chastity device and preventing you from masturbating at all! Think of me as Jesus’ little helper, safeguarding your sexual purity and keeping you from profaning your flesh with wicked, wicked orgasms. You’re welcome!

But really, I do love playing chastity games and this is the perfect month to try a little orgasm restriction.

ETA: I love chastity so much, I was invited special to be on the Weekly Hot Spot to talk about Sissy Chastity in particular. Give it a listen!

New in the Assignment Store: Dick Dice!

Dick Dice! A game of chance for your dick!Play a game with me, roll the dice, and let’s see how long you have to stroke, edge, and tease that cock for. Dick Dice has an introductory price this month of just $5, so you have zero excuses to try it out. Roll the dice, take a chance, and maybe you’ll get to cum! Do you feel lucky? Perfect for solo play or with your partner (or with me on the phone!), Dick Dice is a simple game with tons of fun built in.

Happy Halloween! There’s plenty to keep you amused this month, aroused and denied but definitely amused! Drop me a line if you’re interested in playing a game of chance with your penis, if you need chastity guidance, or even just to tell me you don’t like it when I imply you have a dirty dick and need Jesus to keep you pure.

Your Halloween Month Mistress, Harper

XOXO, Harper