I was introduced to a brand new to me term by the lovely Paisley: muffing! While I’d known that one could do what muffing is, I hadn’t known that that was what it was called, or the depths of pleasure it could carry for people. I knew it was pleasurable, but, well. Want to know more? Let’s delve into the question “What is Muffing?!”
What is Muffing?
Muffing is a type of hand sex common to trans women, but possible for all people who have external testes. Let me take you back to puberty, when your balls dropped. Remember that? Well, the space in your body where your testes dropped from is called the inguinal canals, and those spaces still exist in your body! Your inguinal canals are like divots to either side of your penis, above and slightly behind your testes. Muffing is the act of fingering your inguinal canals. Just that simple, right? What is muffing? Fingering your cunt, basically.
Where on earth did this practice come from?!
You have trans women to thank for giving a name to the practice of fingering one’s inguinal canals. In 2010 Mira Bellwether created an indie zine called “Fucking Trans Women” that brought us 80 pages of fantastic advice and guidance for trans women and the fucking of same. In this zine, Ms. Bellwether teaches readers all about Muffing. So the original “what is muffing?” think piece came from a trans woman, talking about and to other trans women, about the down and dirty finger fucking goodness.
What does tucking have to do with muffing?
When you properly tuck your balls back, you’re tucking them back up and into the space they came from. Some folks prefer to kinda catch the testes between the thighs, but, if you’re properly tucking, you’re popping those testes back up into your inguinal canals. If you’ve done this, you may have noticed that it felt pretty good. Some people enjoy the feeling of popping the testes in and out of the inguinal canals. Others enjoy using their fingers to stimulate the canal. And, if you chose to use the skin of the scrotum to push into the inguinal canals, you’re doing a thing called “invagination”, and will likely find that you really, really like it.
Why does muffing feel so good?
We’re past ‘what is muffing‘ and fully into ‘why is muffing so good’ territory now. Hold onto your hats, this is anatomy. In your inguinal canal is a nerve bundle called the ilioinguinal nerve that runs very close to your genitofemoral nerve. If you’re familiar with Greek and Latin medical prefixes and naming conventions, you know that ‘ilio’ means ‘of or near the top of the hip bone’, ‘inguinal’ is referring to the inguinal canals, ‘femoral’ is talking about the inner thigh and lower inner hip area, and ‘genito’, well that’s obviously your genitals. So it feels so good because you’re stimulating very large nerve clusters that control your genitals, lower abdomen, and inner thighs.
Should you do muffing?
Yes.
Obviously! There is no downside, here. Use your fingers and explore your body, find your inguinal canals, and tease them a bit. Unless you manage to somehow poke something huge in there (please don’t), you won’t hurt yourself, and will enjoy your time spent muffing the fuck out of your cunts. This is a sex act named by, and enjoyed by, trans women, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying it, too! In this, let our trans sisters lead the way: play with your body, explore all the ways it can feel so very good, and have fun with it. Maybe you’ll discover that you really love finger fucking yourself like a trans woman.
Your Sex Education, “what is muffing?!” answering, so totally gonna muff you, btw, Mistress Harper
This is fabulous info Ms. Harper! I actually learned something, and I will be sure to share this! Fuck yeah!
Ms. Delia
I think this is vital information that everyone needs to know!
O M G !!!!!
Just tried this and coupled with other stimulation it was amazing…. !
Yay! I’m glad you were brave enough to try it!!! It sounds amazing, and I’m a little jealous that my inguinal canals are so small…
What a fantastic post, Ms H! Ya learn something every day!
I figure every day you learn something, that’s automatically a good day.