It’s Cocktober, and you know that that means!

All cocks, all the time, bitches! This is the month that makes all my lovely cock slut whores so very happy, because it’s all about the cock. Welcome to Cocktober, the month of the prick, dick, willie, and schlong! Join me in celebrating all things penis in October! Let’s start this month off right, with a little cock and prostate exam just for my dirty little cock whores.

If you’re a cock slut, you need to be up on your health and personal hygiene.

cock slut 800 356 6169Let’s start with a nice hot shower, plenty of body wash and a thorough in-shower examination! If you haven’t made your own sexual health a priority before, well, it’s time. I want you all to know that I love you, your pricks, and your asses most of all, so making sure you’re healthy in your down below is a vital part of being a good cock slut! Whether you love your own cock or other men’s, learning to fondle and examine closely that delightful dick is a valued skill! I like to suggest the shower as your examination space because if you make a mess it’s easy to clean up after yourself.

First, examine those testicles! Any good cock slut should be very aware that the balls are sensitive, and playing with them makes all sexual encounters more fun. Roll the testes in your fingers, looking for bumps, lumps, and any spot that seems extra sensitive. Pay attention, slut: if he jumps or twitches while you’re exploring and examining, ask for feedback! Did that hurt, or feel really good? If it was really good, do it again!

Move on from the balls and check the prostate! You don’t have to do an internal examination, though that’s a lot of fun… Feel behind the balls, but before you reach the asshole. Press up, and towards the front of the body, and you’ll find it! The prostate is your G-spot! Rub, massage, and palpate (that’s a fancy word for ‘feel up’) the prostate. All this attention should have the cock standing up and starting to drool, and that’s your cue, cock slut!

Finish off your cock examination the best way possible!

That’s right: cock sluts need to suck that cock! You got it all excited with your close examination, so this is where you drop to your knees and suck that dick dry. Regular orgasms are good for your health, and for his, too! Give him the endorphin rush, and help clear out the prostate at the same time. For extra bonus examination points, keep playing with his balls, and rub on that prostate all the way through the orgasm, to really amp up the sensations.

For best results, your cock slut examination should take place daily, but as often as possible will do.

Happy Cocktober, cock sluts! Stay tuned for more cock related activities for you to participate in as the month progresses!