We must have lost our minds, because we’re giving away calls again!
For two hours a day, every day from the 14th to the 25th, you can call in and grab your ten free minutes! What’s the catch? The “catch” is that each day has a ~different~ two hour window!!! You know we had to add a wrinkle in to make it more amusing for us. Just like all forms of predicament bondage, setting a limit and boundary around when you can be a greedy stroker slut just brings us deep amusement. So you can have your free phone sex, but you’re gonna jump through some hoops to get it!
Remember to call in for the 12 Days of Decadence.
Every day, set your alarm, and find some privacy. Call in, and grab your free phone sex during the 12 Days of Decadence. Oh, and just to make it fun, if you call me: you don’t get to cum. Part of the fun of the gift giving season is the anticipation of opening your presents! Consider this my gift to you: the anticipation of finally getting to orgasm on Christmas Day. You’re welcome!
Here’s the schedule for when you can call in for your free phone sex:
Remember, it’s ten minutes for free, once per day, per caller.
December 14th: 12 am – 2 am EST
December 15th: 2 am – 4 am
December 16th: 4 am – 6 am
December 17th: 6 am – 8 am
December 18th: 8 am – 10 am
December 19th: 10 am – 12 pm
December 20th: 12 pm – 2 pm
December 21st: 2 pm – 4 pm
December 22nd: 4 pm – 6 pm
December 23rd: 6 pm – 8 pm
December 24th: 8 pm – 10 pm
December 25th: 10 pm – 12 am
If you’re in a gift giving mood, I’d like to remind you that I have both a birthday coming up and a wishlist!
If you’re really generous, you’ll just give me a gift card. I’ll take Amazon or a Visa gift card quite happily, and then write a dirty story about what I did with your generosity. Oh! and there’s a wishlist for our Virtual World, how could I forget! I’ll need a few of the things on that list for the upcoming machinima porno I’m writing.
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