Embrace Your Ass

It’s time to embrace the bum!

That’s right, I want you to fully embrace your ass. No fear, no revulsion, none of this pussy ass whining about how you’re afraid or grossed out or any of that useless crap. Oh, no, darling, the time is here to fully explore all things anal. Far too many of you twee motherfuckers are shy about the asshole, and it’s time for this to end. Get your gloves out if you’re fastidious, and reach for the good lube, because we’re going to explore your sweet ass.

Don’t fear the anus!

Your ass has so many lovely nerves that are just begging to be played with. I’m not talking about full on penetration (yet), just about that sweet rosebud. Embrace your ass and get to know your anus: the pudendal nerve branches to provide sensation to both the anus as well as the clitoris/penis! For male bodies, the anus is the doorway to the prostate gland, that most wondrous and pleasurable little nubbin; for female bodies, the arms of the inner structure of the clitoris reach all the way back to the anus, wrapping gently around it to provide even more wonderful stimulation. There can be little doubt that the anus is a sweet storm of pleasure and bliss, if you’re brave enough to embrace it with some anal masturbation.

For penetration, your ass is the best ever!

Gentlemen, let me introduce you to pegging: the act of being penetrated via dildo by one’s female partner. That’s right, it’s totally a thing, and one you should explore post haste. Ladies, your asshole is like a pussy with no back, it just goes on and on. The only thing you need to be aware of when you embrace your ass as a means of penetrative sex is that you’re gonna need to add lubrication and take it easy at first. Play with the lovely sensations of the anus itself, then delve a little deeper and go whole deep-dickin’. If you’re shy about the inevitable mess, use a condom and just toss it when you’re done: no muss, no fuss.

Embrace your ass!

It’s fun, it’s good for you, and hot damn it feels fantastic. Go for it, today!

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