This year, I’ve simplified my wishlist down to just one thing: a captive male!

That’s right, I don’t want an electric blanket, new Hitachi Magic Wand, or MAC lipstick! I only want one thing this winter: one captive male slave to do anything I want with. Can you imagine it? I can. With a captive male, I won’t need a new electric blanket, I’ll have him to cuddle up to and keep warm. As for new sex toys, why… he IS a sex toy, and all for me! The lipstick… ok, I may make an exception, because I don’t see how my captive male sex toy could replace my MAC obsession.

If I had a captive male slave for the winter, I’d take very good care of him, I promise.

• I’d feed him lots of yummy cum, because cum eating makes for nice sleek, pretty hair and strong nails, and a docile demeanor, too. I’d make sure he got plenty of electrolytes and micro-nutrients that way, too!
• He’d sleep on a super comfy thick quilted dog bed at the foot of my bed. Because my dogs get to sleep with me, and there’s not enough room. And then, on cold nights, I’d call him up to the bed, and use his body warmth to keep myself cozy.
• He’d get plenty of sexual exercise, too. Of course, he doesn’t get to cum himself, but he will get plenty of sexual work anyway. I mean, he’s gonna be eating my pussy, using his fingers and tongue to help me cum, and of course, he’s going to be my personal slut toy in every way!

If you want to be my personal captive male slut slave for the winter, I’m now accepting applications.

Just prove to me that you’re the best possible choice, and if you’re very lucky, I’ll pick you as my very own Winter Captive Male. Remember to be polite, beg nicely, and, if you can provide your own chastity device that’s even better!