I had to go there! Jizz!

It’s what’s for breakfast.

At least, it is if you want to increase your mental acuity, stamina and strength overall. Now, I have no scientific proof to back any of this up, just anecdata and my own gut intuition, but, I just know that if you eat your cum first thing in the morning, your whole life will improve.

Eat your cum for health!

First thing in the morning, all sleepy and hard and just a bit confused, you rub one out. That first load of the day is full of all sorts of nutrients! Why waste that delicious gob of life giving cum? Gobble it right up.

Pretty soon you’ll have a craving for cum.

That’s right, if you make eating your own cum a part of your daily ritual, soon you’ll feel empty and incomplete without it. You’ll yearn for it, wish you’d had a chance to lap up your love juice and feel as though you’d missed out on something if you miss your morning load.

If you eat a load of cum every day, the health benefits will become obvious to you.

And eventually, you’ll start to wonder, what happens if I eat TWO loads in one day?! Revolutionary. You’ll get to where every time you ejaculate, your hand just automatically heads up to your mouth to get licked clean. How long will it be, do you think, before you start wondering about other men’s cum?

Eat your cum, and soon you’ll want to suck up a load from another man.

You’ll turn into a total cock controlled cocksucker, ripe for my control and guidance. And to think, it all starts with eating one load of cum…